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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Codename: Jackass
    I got 225 lbs on you but my tolerance took a big hit recently.
  2. Codename: Jackass
    I'd like to drink with you. See who drinks whom under the table.
  3. Codename: Jackass
    @ me when it's 98 degrees with a 75 degree dew point.
  4. Codename: Jackass
    I drink to escape. It's not fun anymore. Need to stop.
  5. Codename: Jackass
    I hate my job but night is more tolerable
  6. Codename: Jackass
    I should quit drinking tbh.
  7. Codename: Jackass
    I work at night now.
  8. Codename: Jackass
    I used to wake up at 3:00 AM most mornings when I was a daywalker.
  9. Codename: Jackass
    I will donate my kidney.
  10. Codename: Jackass
    fuk u bih
  11. Codename: Jackass
    I had this one weird dream where I'd stolen a powerdrill from my shop at college and my supervisor was so pissed that he sent the cops after me. I couldn't get awaythough because I kept falling down uncontrollably.
  12. Codename: Jackass
    We should stop worrying about that dweeb.
  13. Codename: Jackass
    Because it fits my personality.
  14. Codename: Jackass
    Lemme check... Uh... Hold on. Lemme check.
  15. Codename: Jackass
    They just don't miss.
  16. Codename: Jackass
    How do I know my email is valid?
  17. Codename: Jackass
    Work harder to make friends. Change my eating habits and become a high school Chad. Don't mess around with drugs as much. Try harder in school. Stand up to my dad.
  18. Codename: Jackass
    Clear and sunny here. Rekt.
  19. Codename: Jackass
    Rule 34 that shit.
  20. Codename: Jackass
    I've got a pole for you.
  21. Codename: Jackass
    Anal sex
  22. Codename: Jackass
    I drank the water, smart guy!
  23. Codename: Jackass
    Now that I don't have a Fat Bastard double chin I felt like doing something different.
  24. Codename: Jackass
    I want to know what it's like to be disfigured with loose skin. Gotta keep moving.
  25. Codename: Jackass
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