Codename: Jackass

It was the little muscles in the back of my eyeballs that help focus. Once I woke up with double-vision in my eye that didn't go away for two days and I thought I was going blind. Just keep eating your vegetables and you should have decent sight until the singularity when we'll all have super cyber eyes.

use headphones please don't wake the neighbors

I enjoy your unique brand of fatalism, it's very refreshing. My brand of fatalism is really boring at this point.

Alright cool maybe my tumors will become sentient and we can become bros before they kill me.

go to doctor

like a few times I stayed up a really long time playing vidya or staring at computers and my eyes hurt the next day

I probably shouldn't have said that because I'll probably get super-cancer when I'm 50 and not be able to afford the "cheap" cancer pills to keep me alive. Assuming they have such a thing as cancer-curing pills by then. Assuming we're even here.

ENJOY IT WHILE YOU GOT IT DON'T END UP LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Probably not any more than you already were.

One day I hope to be strongarmed into paying hundreds of dollars a month for medicine to keep me alive.

You'll get used to it, trust me. In a few days you'll use a computer terminal at default color temperature and wonder how the fuck you ever used them that way.

They charge that much because they know that people will pay it. Like paper towels, or coffee, or prescription drugs.

Just change the color temperature to somewhere between 2000 and 3000K or install f.lux, I wouldn't bother with buying glasses. Helps with the eye strain a little.

saw it posted on like /wsg/ or something months back and figured it was on YouTube

Of course he does.

A box of crackers.

Chill out Sammy boy.

It's just a pun man. I'll find one about white people eventually.

For Hispanic attacks.

BERNSTEIN

I wonder if I'll mow through some poison ivy like last year.

It's not whack-off time right now.

He should have kept a lower profile but you fuck with Heidecker and you get the Heidicker. F

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