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    You can have a 16" human shaped one if you aren't ready to get pounded in the ass by a dragon daddy. Baby steps, you'll work your way up to being a true degenerate in no time.
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    A fine step up from my Na'vi Fleshlight.
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    You wish you could fit an extra large Bad Dragon in you.
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    Of course, they are the finest dragoncock purveyors on the internet.
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    I ONLY USE THE STALEST, MOST OUT OF DATE MEMES. PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI I'M FIRIN MAH LAZER COCKMONGLER.JPG THEN WHO WAS PHONE
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    First impressions are great. It tore me up a little bit the first day but now I've healed and stretched and it fits just right. I'm so happy with my purchase.
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    not without my final paycheck come on I need it
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    that's the last time I go to an interview without my molly
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    this is the Tom Green Show it's not the green Tom show this is my favorite show because it is my show
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    god damn
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    how can you hire me if I don't submit an application? is this some under the table tax-free shit? because I love tax-free.
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    hey I don't work here
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    I have a serious problem with caffeine, I'm consuming nearly a gram a day. I'm going to die soon probably.
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    At least Tom is always Green.
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    some dumbass sous chef on their first gig will burn the shit out of the green food are you prepared to immediately terminate their employment?
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    oh yeah I hate that when your throat relaxes and you can feel the saliva get heavier in your mouth I have never not thrown up when that happened
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    did you keep the bile inside rather than out?
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    Codename: Jackass replied to a topic in Free-For-All

    some idiot kid busboy on his first week will break the only blue dish in the whole place are you prepared to handle that?
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    I got a Playstation for Christmas when I was five. The first game I played was Gran Turismo.
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    this is normal I promise you'll like it
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    how do I shot web?
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    I posted this on r/music the other day and it stayed on the front page all day.
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