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Codename: Jackass

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  1. I ONLY USE THE STALEST, MOST OUT OF DATE MEMES. PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI I'M FIRIN MAH LAZER COCKMONGLER.JPG THEN WHO WAS PHONE
  2. First impressions are great. It tore me up a little bit the first day but now I've healed and stretched and it fits just right. I'm so happy with my purchase.
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    not without my final paycheck come on I need it
  4. Codename: Jackass

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    that's the last time I go to an interview without my molly
  5. this is the Tom Green Show it's not the green Tom show this is my favorite show because it is my show
  6. Codename: Jackass

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    how can you hire me if I don't submit an application? is this some under the table tax-free shit? because I love tax-free.
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    hey I don't work here
  8. I have a serious problem with caffeine, I'm consuming nearly a gram a day. I'm going to die soon probably.
  9. At least Tom is always Green.
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    some dumbass sous chef on their first gig will burn the shit out of the green food are you prepared to immediately terminate their employment?
  11. oh yeah I hate that when your throat relaxes and you can feel the saliva get heavier in your mouth I have never not thrown up when that happened
  12. did you keep the bile inside rather than out?
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    some idiot kid busboy on his first week will break the only blue dish in the whole place are you prepared to handle that?
  14. I got a Playstation for Christmas when I was five. The first game I played was Gran Turismo.
  15. this is normal I promise you'll like it
  16. I posted this on r/music the other day and it stayed on the front page all day.
  17. You ever get a cramp in your calf so bad that it wakes you up?
  18. George Thorogood gives me bad memories of when my dad would get drunk and crazy. Hmmmm it seems to run in the family.
  19. It's a temporary solution to problems with the potential to be a crippling addiction. But hey, Guinness Black and Tans.
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