Codename: Jackass

Maybe one day I'll invent my own juvenile meme and then I can die.

I'm a gluten for punishment. Sorry I mean glutton.

what's your fuckin problem

I'll steal newer shit next time so you won't be compelled to remind me of my failures.

It stays on all the time. Trust me on this. All these other fools are just trying to keep you down.

Boom, future squirts.

I really should have been smart enough to charge money to say whatever people want in YouTube videos. Now Rog and Tyrone have cornered the market and anything else is a shitty copy.

Young male starts watching anime. Believes he has a cartoon wife. Never leaves parents' home. Sad! Many such cases!

Cool. How do you keep your clothes bright and vibrant wash after wash?

Sad! Many such cases! End Orwellian mind control tactics thru vaccination!

Someone needs to put a stop to this General Mills fucker. A general in the US Military and he's promoting underage prostitution. What is this world coming to?

tbh I'm starting to buy into the theory that Greys are interdimensional travelers or demons they seem pretty apathetic toward humanity though, not sure what to make of that. the Reptilians are the ones you should truly be afraid of.

Shakespeare will never be as influential on the meme world as Donald Trump will have been by the time his presidency has come to an end.

FUCKIN GREYS GO BACK TO YOUR PLANET ALREADY

What did he mean by this?

Excellent improvised weapon.

LOL HOT NEW MEME (pronounced "meemee") HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER

It was highly likely that you busted your ass riding a Tech Deck.

Back in 4th grade you weren't cool if you didn't have a Tech Deck. Regardless of whether or not you could skate. Sometimes in middle school the skater kids would show out and try to ride one of those big Tech Decks made for your hands, it was always funny.

They'll be looked upon the same way as pogs, slap bracelets and Tech Deck.

Then it becomes another trinket gathering dust in a corner somewhere. Is this where we're headed as a society or am I just jelly I can't enjoy things like the cool 13-year-olds?

Me too... me too.

All Baroness covers are awesome. Google "John Baizley art". Baroness - Blue Record Also I love all Converge stuff and Jacob Bannon artwork in general. Converge - Axe to Fall Cult of Luna - Vertikal Russian Circles - Empros Boards of Canada - Geogaddi

Someone should kill him.