Codename: Jackass

I don't think they're mutually exclusive.

politician

boobs

I knew a guy who was living on a shoestring budget and used Speed Stick because he figured it was cheap deodorant or miss out on a meal. It was a job in a workshop so we got to sweating. Great guy, but by 3:00 PM he was smelling pretty bad. For me, Speed Stick just gives me a rash. Awful shit, directly into the garbage it went.

We already have Canada and they get their shit slapped on a constant basis.

You know, once gridiron football dies and good young athletes start playing soccer instead, USA will dominate the world stage. It's just going to take some time.

FUCK

I've been told we're on a need to meme basis and unfortunately I don't need to meme. Damn.

Did you offer sexual favors? That seals the deal.

KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY

Of course. Every time Beat It plays on the radio I have to jam out.

Classified: Top Secret These memes are on a need-to-know basis.

OP mad as hell

I know. I have lost honor.

Also terrifying.

Taking about you, big boy. I broke one of my personal rules by even acknowledging your existence, but sometimes I just have to reach for the low-hanging fruit. Your life is the low-hanging fruit, just so we're clear.

That's terrifying.

Posting ITT thanks in advance

How does one get banned from an unknown web forum populated by people a television network didn't see the benefit in keeping around? Boom. Finished. Thread's over, go home.

Scheduled for 34, probably going to be closer to 37 or 38 because I always end up staying behind to clean up after the last shift. I'm such a saint, huh?