Codename: Jackass

Eating/drinking after other people.

Sittingdown in a chair that is still warm from the last person who used it.

Getting weird crunchy or rubbery debris while chewing your food.

Getting someone else's body fluids (saliva, sweat, blood) on you.

In college, when ass-kissing students try to have ten minute conversations with the professor in the middle of the lecture, taking away classtime from everyone else.

NEXT LEVEL CRINGE: when you're the only one at the urinal and someone comes in and picks the one right next to you.

Mispronouncing words when talking to others.

People who talk about things only they care about. People who continue trying to have a conversation long after I've made it clear thatI'm not invested. Strangers who try to start a conversation for no apparent reason. Seriously, leave me the fuck alone and let me be an aspie in peace.

Driving in Dallas.

Overly repetitive structures in music.

Being yelled at.

Related: being left alone with someone I've just met.

Being told what to do by someone who isn't a boss or parent.

When I pop a balloon.

Now I'm triggered.

Touching raw meat.

People talking amongst themselves in a quiet place.

Having grease on my fingers.

Wearing hats, watches, necklaces, lanyards. When boxer shorts bunch up.

Wearing gloves.

Pruny fingers.

When my hair isn't sitting the right way on my head and I can feel it.

When a police car gets behind me in traffic.

When people play their music on their phone in a public place.

The feeling of air moving across my skin.