Codename: Jackass

Looking at my father, I'll die a broken man.

I would commit sudoku

My vagina is moist. S3 shaping up to be stronger than S2, but WHERE IS IT ALL GOING? Who dies next? Darlene? Elliott? (probably not but would be a supreme mindfuck. Might die at the end of the series) Angela?

For those on the fence: if you liked Zodiac, you'll probably like this.

Finished ep. 6, probably going to end up watching the rest of the series tonight. I like it, though I'm wondering how they're going to end up raising the stakes. I know it's a cerebral, deliberately paced series and that's fine, but I want to know what we're really working toward. Is the BTK subplot going to figure more heavily later? Hope so. Solid 4/5 for me, though. I hope the next season gets here sooner rather than later.

Also snake body instead of legs. Would be neato.

A greater purpose.

#justalchythings

How will you ever get a bf if you don't shave your ass?

I wear a beard and use clippers.

I started shaving my face at 15. REKT

Am I right, guys?

Forgot my Thursday pick. RIP. Ravens Packers Redskins Lions Falcons Texans Patriots Buccaneers Jaguars Raiders Chiefs Broncos Titans

This one time, during a big thunderstorm, I was sitting in my car in my driveway waiting for the rain to let up. Lightning struck really close, a couple of blocks away, and I ran inside. Turns out it struck a tree right I front of my friend's house and it fried his electronics. RIP PS4

But did you hear the velcro?

It's tactical!

desire

job

Be kind, rewind!

Good good

Are you going to play with your boobs in celebration?