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Codename: Jackass

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    Do you like Unwound?
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    Smolderin' rollies
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    That was a good one.
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    I'M BOUT TO BE ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE
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    YOU KEYED MY FUCKING PRIUS YOU FUCK I'LL STRETCH THAT LONG DICK RIGHT UP YOUR ASS WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW BOI
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    The square where they hold farmer's markets on Saturdays it's deserted this time of night right here right now son
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    If that ever occurs, I will try to make friends with some of the rock and metal bands, show them my vocal skills and see if I can get on tape with some backing vocals or something.
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    AND I WALK AROUND LIKE IT GOT A 36" CHAIN
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    nah son hell nah my city my terms we meet at market square midnight
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    I have two long ass guns attached to my shoulders boi.
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    Sounds like a legit step up from life on the street aside from the metal bands going at it all night. I should rent a room in a music studio.
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    CATCH THESE HANDS RIGHT HAND HOSPITAL LEFT HAND CEMETERY YOU DON'T WANT MY LEFT HOOK SON
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    throw hands boi right here right now whatchu wanna do son?
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    I'm conducting research. I will be gathering replies in this thread.
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    Do you have stairs in your house?
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    I masturbate with a rubber glove sometimes. Thought you'd like to know.
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    It's "eh."
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    NO
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    That's not a Bouletmaton!
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    some French comic shit
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    Could I please have a tall Americano? When you write my name on the cup, please put down "MIKE THUNDERCOCK". Thank you.
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    Your trip to Flavortown... *gun clicks as Guy cocks the hammer* "...is over."
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    Brother, could you spare some oats?
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    No protests from me.
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