Codename: Jackass

Forbidden love takes poison Tragedies repeat themselves in perfect circles

I don't even know what's going on most of the time, I just smile and nod and fake it, it works almost always.

Only in states with a Stand Your Ground law. So mumbo should move to Florida. Looking forward to some great Florida Man articles soon.

I think in common law, which is the law that usually governs our fine country in most civil and criminal matters, the instigator generally gets the heaviest punishment. So someone can piss you off and say shit that bothers you, but when you haul off and whack someone in the dome, you're the instigator and they're the victim. We're usually expected to act like adults even when other people refuse to do the same.

I haven't watched The Untitled Action Bronson Show, but I probably should give it a go at some point.

It's hit and miss but there's good stuff. Definitely not Buzzfeed. There's this show called Abandoned where the host explores old derelict sites and explores their history and then skates in them if he can. It's Suppertime is my new favorite cooking show. There's Hamilton's Pharmacopeia, where he travels around the world, gets high as fuck b and explores the cultural and scientific impact of psychoactives. Noisey does interviews with musicians. Lots of other stuff too. There's probably something on there for you if you're liberal and between the ages of 18 and 35.

We're gonna make some garlic bread that's gonna light your asshole on fire.

THIS GUY'S GREAT I WANT TO MAKE BUTTER CHICKEN CURRY NOW

It always ends with the same result.

They perform some function really really well and there will always be more snails to replace the ones you step on, along with many, many more. A lot of them also live where humans don't go all that often.

I have this little brass statuette of a snail somewhere that my grandpa gave to me a long time ago. It looks kind of like this. I don't know why he had a brass snail. Maybe he used it as a paperweight or something, but I've had it forever. It's one of the few things I have from him, he lived in Washington most of my life and died when I was ten. He'd had a stroke a couple years after I was born and lingered for a while. He was fiercely independent and liked to do what he could for himself. He died when he hit his head after falling while shaving.

I like this album, it's my favorite kind of mollusk-core.

I see these little slugs all the time in the spring. I hear they're nuisances and eat your plants but I don't have any plants I particularly care about so I leave them alone.

Make sure you only dress yourself if your partner is going to do the same.

RIP your fuel pump.

I've had mixed feelings about HEEHEE Productions ever since Ethan started bitching about YouTube killing their ad revenue with every other video but some of their old videos are great.

HAW HAW

Unevenedge.com is the only thing that matters to me. All other things are inconsequential.

mild kek

I've had good regular turds here lately.

I wouldn't know.