Codename: Jackass

I hate that shrunken brain sensation when I haven't had enough to drink.

You're gonna need an IV with fluid.

Good

I trust you feel the thirst.

Nothing like the post-bender rehydrate session.

I wouldn't be as leery of my town's water if it didn't taste and smell of dirt 24/7. During the summer algae bloom it gets magnitudes worse. The chlorine has become noticeably worse over the past few years as well. The water didn't always taste so dirty. I think standards at the treatment plant have been slipping or the pipes underground are wearing out.

Unfortunately, a geriatric janitor won't be much good for child support. Hopefully the government helps you out in other ways.

How would you rate the quality of your municipality's tap water?

How very, very unfortunate. Drowning at birth is an option.

My town is worthless.

you are a dry fellow, a dryboi, if you will. drybois 2018

Proper hydration can usually be gauged by urine that ranges between a light straw color and clear. Clear is probably overhydrated.

GOTTA DRINK MORE WATER

Congratulations! Are you going to reveal the spawn's gender any time soon?

Currently closing in on six quarts.

Bob Ross would be proud.

VEGETABLE PAI

I JUST WANNA THANK ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAD FAITH IN ME I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW BUT I TOLD THEM I'D KNOCK OUT SANJIT BAI AND IT HAPPENED

Nothing right now. I may ask for a ride to the liquor store later but that's only if you're gonna be going that way.

I bet I could kick his ass.

this is what you want?

Mostly water

I have never nutted in my life. Only heathens nut.

wet is water

Straw is hole