Codename: Jackass

Ain't that neat?

Even back in the 1300s the medieval Europeans were intimidated of and embarrassed by the BBC, they had to make the dong white to feel better about themselves.

when she lookin at the dick like

You'd have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow anyway.

Sawdy's dick grew three sizes, and then three more.

His heart was three sizes too small.

There will be a fresh draft this year.

The land is pretty. The people are kind of weird, though.

Can confirm, I only come out at night.

I've been edging in this house for hours now.

WHENEVER THEY HAVE TO BE OVER DUMB OLD STUPID TEXAS

I'll be setting up the league this afternoon, I think. I've got eight spots. I'm not comfortable adding Zeni, not sure if he's even serious about it or not, but everyone else is going to be in it at the moment. I'm thinking head to head PPR league, regular old SNEK DRAFT and probably an auction system for the waiver wire. Any suggestions are appreciated.

The summer before I went to college some younger high school kids started playing ding-dong-ditch with me and others in the neighborhood in the middle of the night. This went on for a few days. I waited outside the door one night and surprised them and chased them away. They came back half an hour later and threw three or four eggs at the house. Called the cops and they never came back.

I could be the guy who absorbs all the attack damage while having very little damage of my own.

You are the hero UEMB needs but doesn't deserve.

Can you make me a grande Americano with a pump of vanilla in there?

POP QUIZ POP QUIZ POP QUIZ Favorite IPA. Go! Real Ale Axis IPA. It's regional. Favorite widely distributed is Sierra Nevada Torpedo because I am the most basic of bitches. My favorite beer in general is Arrogant Bastard.

When I was in 2nd grade I puked in the family car. It was a '73 Monte Carlo with bench seats and blue upholstery. It went all over the front seat. That car never did lose that faint puke smell.

Nerve exposed? I fell your pain, man. I would take ibuprofen and acetaminophen at the same time and it helps a little bit, but if it's abscessing then you're in for a world of hurt. Stay strong man.

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS CUZ I'M JEEIM ADLER, THE TEXAS HAMMER!

Here's our Tim Misny

You weathered the Leaveland debacle once. You can do it again.

CLEVELAND: AT LEAST WE'RE NOT DETROIT! WE'RE NOT DETROIT!