Codename: Jackass

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Being chased by security after being caught selling weed.

Hmmm...

Let's do some BoC because why the hell not? Here's hoping they come back and make another album before the nukes drop.

It was okay but it was missing that driving funk that really grabs me. I guess I just can't hang with the club kids.

I see you're into the uptempo stuff.

Love the instrumental. Hate the sampled vocals.

Hearing a man's death rattle.

My 24 karat gold toilet

It's a lot more satisfying to go apeshit.

I'll be asleep unless the CBD doesn't work.

Besides, it's not shit until I do it at peak hours and I'm not setting an alarm for 12:30 PM just to wake up and shitpost in the internet.

This is Nab's game, I'm just playing it.

When you ask someone "Am I a bad person?" and then they look deep into your eyes, your very soul, for an uncomfortable length of time, and then answer.

I get very tired. Even now, I'm just so damn tired and I don't know what to do. I've never felt like this, exhausted deep into my very being. Not physically tired, which I always am too, but mentally, emotionally. I am becoming a husk. When will we wake up, young Poof? When does the dream end?

NABLOOM IS SISYPHUS I AM THE SLOPE UPON WHICH HE ATTEMPTS TO PUSH THE BOULDER THAT IS THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME

OH MAH GAWD KING THAT'S A STEEL CHAIR YOU COULD HEAR THAT IMPACT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ARENA HE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT. HE'S NOT MOVING! SOMEBODY STAWP THIS! STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!

I might just go apeshit on someone because of this.

Having your friend shave your butthole.

What do I do about ass smell from jeans that haven't been washed in three months?

Steroids shrink your weenie