cyberbully

You shoulda took prep advice from Pacman....I'll bet he has coffee and tuna for months.

I dunno....Pick the weirdest out of Deer, fish, rabbit, squirrel.

I guess she's weathering that storm between the holidays and tax season.

Besides waking me up from time to time at night, my genitals have very little to do with what I can accomplish in a day.

This week on Bullshit.

Aw man, this is almost as cringey as a real Sempsy joke.

If only I was popular enough to have 20 people all come insult me at once.

Someone hasn't drawn a picture of Mean Gene and Super Dave doing something stupid like riding a cloud together or like in a drop top Hyundai with halos or some shit, I'm going to assume the internet is broken.

And now going back....Did they all have the same plastic surgeon, and was he just really bad at what he did and could only do one face.

Now that's some vintage trolling. Weird thing is, after you saw her sister in playboy like 20 years before this, this was just kinda dull.

Challenge. Find one thread she's made that's not really about her.......For bonus points, find a thread by another user that she posted in and didn't attempt to make about her.

I fucked up some lamb chops not long ago.....I was mortified.

I think that for the rest of our benefit so stop complaining.

Nope, I just appreciate talent

Benji was saving your ass...You should be thanking him.

Oh UFC, is there no situation you can't demonstrate for us.

Why do you have it in a ziplock like it's covered in forensic evidence.

Only thing I got that old on the internet and my cousin sent it to me.

No drinking.

I have an issue with you writing anything

I got in trouble one for saying horror house. I was taking piano and we had to make our own song so i got home and chained together some chords and it sounded kinda creepy. I called my mom and asked her to listen to it. After i was done she asked what it was called and i said horror house and she went nuts. "Dont u ever say that again, what do you know about horror houses. Where did you hear that word. Go to your room" . I was legit scared to say horror around her for years until i was a teenager. I never said horror movie around her....just scary movie. About 6 years ago i was playing piano at a friends house and that story came to mind and then it fucking clicked like a signal light.......my mother thought i said whore house.

roll up

Ok, I will get to this today sometime....I'm just now crawling out of bed

If you use a defib on someone on uppers you'll explode their heart because the threshold is too great....At least that's what I heard....I never looked into it because why tempt fate.