cyberbully

Ill see what i got laying around later

no....I mean I really think you could have deduced this

I mean that's it....The end. I played video games and got over it.

Wow, you really fucking hate me huh. One frustrated naked chick and 3 other girls snickering while my scared noodle rested between my sweaty balls and I finally give up when I see the girl putting her clothes back on. I just sat there staring at it stayed in the room for about thirty minutes before walking into the livingroom of shame where I didn't speak for the rest of the night. I then begged the girl for another shot the next morning like some pathetic soyboy and finished emptying my dignity tank by offering her money. I would go back and slap the shit outta myself if I could.

LOL....My dick is camera shy too......Back in college my lesbian homegirl hooked me up with her freaky ass model friend. Said I can do anything....Welp, the camera came on and I had never been so pissed at my dick in my life.....Even anger fapping couldn't get it up. I wasn't high, I wasn't drunk, and 17k people weren't watching.....Just 4....all girls and one of them was naked and my dick just bit the fucking dust. I wish I didn't think about this....My night is ruined.

LOL, he still has this fucking haircut. I guess you don't mess with success

It's weird man, I swear women have some sort of bitch radar or some shit. I got into it with my lady friend last night. Pretty much just bailed on her in the middle of the night and was like I'll bring in new years alone. So she is posting memes on FB about being single on NYE and shit.....Knowing I can see them, but I'm not one to take the bait. Out of nowhere, this chick I haven't messed with in months calls and asks what I'm doing for NY.....I'm like nothing, she's like well you can come over and we can watch some movies until the ball drops..... So even though I doubt she meant that as innuendo, I'm grabbing some wine and shit.....Just in case.

I might. I'm being optimistic but maybe not.....I tend to read too much into invitations sometimes.

Benign validation for being ignored for making a retarded comment in the other thread.

Please take the office chair back inside

2018 regrets....That's a lot. I don't think I have that many.

Wait, I thought that bitch died from the flu because all the trolling I saw was about an antivaxxer dying from flu.....Did the find out it was food poisoning or some shit? EDIT: Oh that's a real tweet and eerily ominous....Ok I get it.

Wut? Where do you get watermelon and a bubblegum parallel. Why wouldn't you assume bubblegum just means original bubble gum flavors I'll come back and reread this later.

I wasn't going to ask because I don't care.

I tried 2 gifs from the original but they wouldn't embed, so I got lazy and just picked the first one that would.....I honestly didn't know they remade it recently until now.

Pooh, put on your blindfold and come with me and @discolemonade to rants.....Don't let this thing get you. You'll be safe in rants.

Mhmmm....Funny stuff there, guy.....I'm sure you remember this then

wut?

Let's keep it in the 1900's tsar

Because your self hating, ghetto stereotype fake ass is the spokesperson for black people.....You do realize she's black and from TN you chud.

I wouldn't care if they are or not since this is how they saw black people

I did one for save our girls to fight human trafficking.....That concerns me more because I know as long as cancer is profitable, we've kind met the plateau for that for the moment. I would definitely love to see these constant notifications of missing girls to end.

Yeah, I have several stints of sobriety and a fuckton of monthly binges.....My biggest problem is free time and a lot of friends that drink. The difference is they can drink responsibly....I don't stop until all the stores are closed and then I wait up for them to open. I almost hit rock bottom a few months ago because I met a chick at a bar who was as big an alky as me. That relationship ended quickly and very badly...That was a minor wakeup call because I quit liquor, but I still drink beer like a fish......Beer makes me feel awful though and since it fills you up, I can go days without eating and the way my body reats to that is it starts rejecting food. Anyway, I'm already on board....Haven't had a beer in 3 days....You can catch up after new years.

I know what'll make you stop crying

That's just mean....I'll bet she loved it more than her daughter.