cyberbully

I so hope not

God I hate you people

I'm just fighting sleep, bro....Tell me a story

I no longer like Doritos.....I suddenly like Fritos. Like, why tho.....They are kinda terrible, but I've killed like 3 of these little variety pack bags....Now there's nothing but Doritos and plain lays left. I don't want that shit. Kids ate all the BBQ......What kids eat BBQ chips. But the point is, bad snacks can ruin munchies.

Dayum Yakz

Nah, school's back in and I'm doing that thing where I'm dozing off between duels....Play with Scoob and Stilgar....Painting your face isn't too appealing tonight. See y'all at like 5 or 6 or some shit.

You weren't really invited

I know

Nooooo, Musket's friend....Roasts aren't supposed to be grammatically sound. But other than that, I know nothing about you other than you were funny....And not sure why you show up at random times. Yeeeeeew, random ass...See...I still have nothing. I guess this was ill fated since no one who knows I will truly roast them will show up.....And were you even on the list....You weren't on the list, were you....How the fuck did you get in?

Yeeeeeew, Sweet Tooth before he killed his family Marcus Kane, Icecream truck driving mansion living cat burgling ass dude....Nabs bait ass beeyotch.

Who are you?

Yeeeeeeew, stepping in the door thinking you ain't fair game ass looking boi....Where you think this is...Improv at the Apollo....I'm Sinbad in this bitch

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW, Balling ass broke ass bitch with your nice crib and face I think I remember looking like Dr. Strange ass work slave ass terrible music loving person. This is not going well at all....I should rethink my promises.

YEEEEEEW, mostly innocuous glasses wearing (not even sure because I mix you up with Doomer) face ass nigga who hasn't made enough of a mark for me to troll you ass boi

YEEEEEW, Musket friend....Dude....I don't know shit about you. I think You're native. WTF....Can I get some normies in this bitch

Yeeeeeeew, fucking Stilgar ass stilgar ass...Dude, cmon....You have given me nothing to work with besides YEEEEEW, terrible FB posting ass fuck ass boy.

Yeeeeeew, undescriptive immigrant, native ass long tall emasculating ass chica that I'm not sure is Latina or not.....Get back to your homework, lil chick

The full 100. By 40 I was looking at him about 20 yards up and decided to turn on the after burners. It was then i realized i left my after burners back in my 20s somewhere....So I did that thing where you start jogging and laughing like an idiot.

Last week at buddy's football practice. Coach challeged me. I lost.

Are we talking final fantasy 2

My grandma used to say the hardest thing to remember are lies, that's why you cant fool adults.

I you wanted to fight, you would have fought. It's too easy to find a second party for fighting that it was a problem.

Man these white dude on the football team used to do "man checks"....which was a game that mead hitting other dudes on the balls for no reason. Luckily, i guess from prior experience, they knew exactly which players would enjoy this game

Nah. I don't even care for my relationships witth real people. Cartoons can only be worse