cyberbully

My selective memory is this stupidest shit ever.

Check her anus for roach eggs.

This is the story of a giiiiiirl....Something something the whole world....Too lazy to find the video that makes this make sense.

OMFG....I'm this dude.

I didn't do any of this....We pounded the pink moscato (and vodka)....Mighta did some adult shit, watched the Wutang series until I passed out and here I am. Try again tomorrow.

Me and bae celburting me only paying 400 bucks. Fml

Of course you don't. Going to jail old school clean.....

Oh boy, you'll try anything....Musta been a rough night.

Hmmm....I'm old and shit, but the OG PS didn't play DVDs?....Maybe it didn't, memory fails...I didn't have a PS until the PS2 came out and got one for cheap....I had a 64......Thing is, Dreamcast came out when I first went to ATL for college and even though I went to GA Tech, I had a bunch of homeboys from Morehouse, and those uppity negros had everything...Including Dreamcasts. I played a lot of DC back then and felt poor when I went home to my 64. WAIT....EDIT....It played CDs....It didn't play DVDs.

I wanted to post that "Nature, you scary" clip from Family Guy....But that blackcent used pisses me off to this day and the thing is I'm not sure if it was a random white voice actor, or Phil Lamar.....Which would piss me off even more.....Like if it were a white dude, I can laugh at it being trash....But I really feel like it was Phil Lamar. I just never looked into it.

LOL.....This is what counts for "hood"?

Shit like this is why i can't stay mad at you. My ex bought me a bunch of these around Christmas because i can't find them in town. But now im sad because it seems they expired a month ago.....i still got like 12 bags.

I had cookies and milk last night after burning my nighty night bowl and i didn't get up with the "aw fucks" Bout to have cereal for breakfast with the confidence i won't have to pull off the highway in 30 minutes. I feel like a commercial.

You did it extraordinarily wrong

Lol...i too get my news from Robot Chicken and Family Guy.

Shake the snack machine and steal the toilet paper

Personally....

Im pretty badass at fzero. I always played until i got 1st in all cups in all circuits. wipe out is just plain imbossible to play...how that franchise is still alive lets me know that somewhere, there is autism involved

Whoever did my baby like this gonna get these paws

You mean like in 1982....Because it's September.....If you said Christmas or some shit, I'd feel you....But as big of a fan as you are of corporations making money hand over fist and paying workers garbage, I figured you'd be in tune with this.

Even Snoop Dogg would be a dated reference at this point....You have no business here.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets his random TV show references.