Actually, I got super powers from pain killers back in the day. When i first moved here, my neighbor was throwing a party and he was selling off his furniture because he got new shit when we moved in and had his old shit in his garage.....He had a really nice couch that i thought would go nicely in my garage for my man cave. At any rate, we were getting fucked up and I was like "Help me take it to my house....He said "Man, I'll help you tomorrow....I'm fucked up".
But I wanted it then and there.....So somehow, I took the cushions off and flopped it, seated side first onto my shoulders and maneuvered my way though his garageand across the street to my house......When I got there, I realized I couldn't open the door without him so he went in through the front and opened the garage for me......I plopped it down and went back for the cushions.
He just kept looking, and said "Htf did you do that"......I was just like, "I dunno".....So a year or so ago, I was throwing it out....It had never moved since that night, and I could barely push the thing, and it took 3 of us to get it on the kid's grandpa's truck.....Drugs, man.....Weird shit.