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Naraku4656

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  1. fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss
  2. off beat but this is one of the commercials from like 25 years ago that i've somehow remembered throughout the years
  3. whenever there is fun there's always coca-cola
  4. i think a more accurate one would have been unfulfilling sex. though i don't know how to have rephrased that to work
  5. Law and Order: UEMB
  6. i'm gonna sue the boards because quack didn't kiss me on my head before going to bed last night. Mazel will be my lawyer
  7. what the fuck is wrong with you
  8. the last time i had sex was two years ago
  9. dude i'm terrible with women. idk wtf you're talking about
  10. i haven't had sex in years
  11. welcome to my life then
  12. could have had no sex
  13. it's already been allocated, sorry
  14. the most unrealistic thing about that commercial is having more than one nonemployee in a kmart at a time
  15. liquid assets don't stay liquid for long. besides i need to keep it around for taxes
  16. someone once left a package for me on my neighbor's doorstep. Like I saw the guy do it. I just took it
  17. i guess this is as good of a place as any to dump my icons that i use
  18. i don't
  19. All right. Time to make my name Raymond Noodle
  20. meh. the "there are starving kids" approach never worked on me
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