PhilosipherStoned

Then why am I still here...

Gonna have to hold out for that Biden stimmy man. I'm right there with ya. 🤣

word. 😷

I have a wall furnace so fuck 'em if they think they're freezing me to death. On the downside I'll probably never financially recover from the fact it hasnt turned off in almost a week straight.

I'm not going to have much to remember unless it's horrible. I go to work later. On the plus side it's actually 22 degrees here now where I'm at in Texas, and the winter storm weather is supposed to be on it's way out. It was like -2 for the low yesterday I think. 😷

OK what the hell did I ever do to you? Unless you're talking to scoob. Scoob is probably the main account of all our trolls.

Nah I seem to attract more women in their 20's on that front or rather that's how it works anyway. Good idea though a 30+ limit would've weeded out some of the women I regret wasting time on recently.

The sad part is..Part of me wants to believe they just come in the mail, and our generation of grandparents didn't do that as the equivalent of some car dealerships promotion like...You just won the grand prize! Come on over, and you could win all these prizes! You get there, and it's just a bunch of peppermint and butterscotch in a bowl, and they were just like..I said you could win a $10,000 dollars I have to run the code here.....Hmmm looks like you just get a butterscotch, but now I own you for at least the rest of the summer bwahhahahaha!

The one that bathes in blood.

Make up your damn mind already.

Meh Gray hair doesn't really concern me even if it happens.. I'm used to my hair going from black to brown to red to rainbow colors anyway due to genetics.. Fucking english irish cherokee bullshit. Gray hair might be an improvement if it would stay one natural color.

Gray hair? Shut up! Get out.

Kill me.

Well I don't have the mental complex that I'm some random indian dude that drowned in a bathtub 30 years ago even though I was born in the U.S. like some of the outlandish legends meant to confirm reincarnation that make their way around online paranormal centers tell of so it seems pretty safe to say for me anyway. Not that I know or care one way or the other.

I 'on' 'no', butt... I'm Huhngrie.

The Starburst colors have to serve a purpose right? MAybe the animators are just trying to make them more edible to us apes?

I have to do something. What do I do?

Death.

Thems fightin' words. Wait.. Texas when this happens: "That's not really even bad thing is it??" 🤣

Don't nursing homes end up doing that shit anyway for free? Just make sure you go with DMT or some heavy hallucinogenic shit then.. Coming from experience with my grandmother being condemmned to one more or less.

Shit maybe it's just me, but I feel like this thread could use some more context, but I really didn't wanna be the one to say. I do agree that fucking dog in the raincoat is fucking reppin' though.. That pic looked like one of those "inside my workplace" selfies people like to take, but this dog stole the show. Caption: "E'ryday I'm Hustlin'"

You're so predictable I feel like I've missed a great opportunity to shove your own 2 cent snark in your face beforehand since I decided not to make the inb4 post. I did discover a dank ass AS sticker collection in giphy I would've never thought to look for though.