PhilosipherStoned

but I'm not stoned. I'm not even drunk yet, but I'm working on a way to get there.

I just barely realized she said Hawaiian. I guess that is ham and pineapple huh? More like Spam and pineappple. 💖 U Hawaiians.

Who says 'taint worth much you in fickin' bawston r somethin'? Idk, but that has to be new england to british accent? idk maybe people have said that with a Texas draw, and I just never noticed. 🙄

carryout would defeat the whole purpose for me... I'm still salty some of these delivery drivers seem to disregard the contactless delivery instructions just for me to touch their pen. Fuckin' creeps...

ham? bacon? that shut goes with everything how you gonna call that a "specialty" pizza smh.

Pineapple chicken pizzas used to be a specialty pizza at this Marcos Pizza place on base when I was active duty army... Those motherfuckers rock just finish them while they're hot..

I honestly only put them on when a deal restricts toppings.. It's the "tastemaker" My mom loves pepperoni and mushroom for two topping pizzas. After ordering one for us one time that combo stuck...The tastemasker offers a 3rd on a large so I did pineapple just for the haters. Won't ruin the taste for me....

Isn't there a new one out? I was never big on the games when I can do the real thing.. Seems like the younger I was the more I thought of 'em in retroflect. At this point I'm pretty damn meh about skateboard videogames having grown up doing the shit.

And not a mothafuckin' thing you can do about it FFE. 😈 That's right. Pineapple, pepperoni, and mushrooms in that order of importance.. So, I can't say that with a straight face. The pineapple is relly just a plus. Free 8 piece wings with my points BOII!

I miss my hobbies and should probably do them again. A lot of factors taking me awayy from them such as mostly kid/teen hobbies unless you put out to the right people... Skateboarding, HipHop-Rap... Recording music in general... Fun when time/money permits, but I believe TIME is the bigest factor for me now. Also my feet hurt and I havent seen enough people around here good enough on a skateboard to turn on that mode I think... Kids today suck and they should feel bad.

I doubt I'll ever get caught up on the redemption arc at this point.

Climax? I think that's always what Mr. Herman did anyway. Creepy ass mothafucker.

Pffft...This shit aint even real is it? I think I saw Leon Lush reacting to this in a slew of dating profile cringe posts, but the only shit I find when I google it is a reddit thread and aljeezera/dailymail making articles about it. Funny if true, but something smells funny idk. https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/china-nurse-wants-government-to-assign-a-boyfriend-to-her-when-epidemic-is-over-2524779.html

I mean you are right. The TV was in the perfect spot to so the cable guy in me was just like fuck it..

I can't seem to bring myself to do anything productive since I got off work.. EARLY. Slow day, but one of the jobs I did do entailed me fishing a cable line through some boomers nice ladies attic, only to to run the rest of line tacked up against the ev of the house because my company no longer does "wall fishing" or sending the cable down between the fucking studs in the wall from the attic../ Nvm.. It was like 15 degrees here too. All so she could add a Tivo mini for her new smart tv she bought for the sun room... Already had a Tivo main and 4 TV's hooked up through our boxes, but yuno. Some people need a tv in the shitter, some people need a fucking tv in the pool cuz why not. 🤬

She grippin that arm like..

Your guess is as good as mine.. I guess great minds think alike though.

So I'm stumped on this because I wanna say Alex Jones, but at the same time he's a living meme and I'm finding myself day dreaming the meeting. Like what kind of day would it be at this point....If I bumped into the dude on the street and told him I was his biggest fan. How would that go? Would he A. Kill us both after leading me on some sort of boomer public outcry rant.. or B. Whisper the sad story of a man who finally lost to karma IDK.. Pretty sure he's too tried and sued to worry about at this point, but celebrities, influencers...people like him are my r/ let's not meet critera/

I'm pretty sure I remember them stopping by. Yeah Doom called it.

the sound of me not being drunk enough I guess.. but for posterity's sake here I'll throw this relic in.

I mean.. I think celebrity fart jars..like the bath water...and whatever dumb shit the mighty entrepenuer can sell on ebay like the arm pit hair of who ever is always an interesting topic because SOMEONE WILL FUCKING BUY THE SHIT. Now wfast foward to good old 2022 we even have FUCKING NFT's around 'celebrity' farts, and fucking... WHAT THE HONEST TO GOD FUCK!?!?

I've lost all will to live after reading..some of that. Thank you. This is the worst time to run out of weed..

No. Is this related to this by chnace though? Just going to post CTK because D Class TLC Celebs are his thing..

My Kitty was interested in what yours had to say, but not enough to cancel his nap over.