PhilosipherStoned

Got damn lol./ Note to self. Do not touch the cactus..

There's a weird ass glitch and now I have to click to see what you said...love it, hold on screen shot or dickhead will just make it part of his grift against me. Pfft. Don't care going to bed after some munchies.

And hey... I kind of got that dickhead just wanted to poke fun at cactus brains, but when you say 'ALL the freaks are out aren't they I feel obliged ok... Just so you know. PROUD freak here... K I'll probably have to go back and ignore ANdre... which should be ignored? Don't even really care enough.. but I'm kinna mad. Knew this beer wouldn't be enough and fuck this guy's still goin..

Yep.

I mean I know you can't actually hold a decent conversation, but this thread seems to be helping me in a few key areas so yes. The pied piper is right.

I'm pretty sure this piece of the amorphous blob is supposed to be set to ignore like the rest of them, but not anymore. Well played someone idk..

Well who was it that did the whole Judas chair thing here idk... Any way I recall clicking to view a post where said amorphous blob of troll was talking about ignoring nabs in df..and then I mean who else are you talking about besides us??? Lmao/ F*** nabs anyway just because I miss when he wasn't being a d***. I mean I go long periods of time without being here, and according to some we've all been doomed to censorship by the staff. Not feeling that sentiment but whatevah bruv

Uhhhh...K? @Someone insert it please.

Nah He's too busy trying to save his bullshit if you ask me..

Ya need to calm down bro. Don't get all E is 3 4 me I on me bruhhhh...

So is this a bot hijack situation or stroke idkeven. .

Ya talkin' to me? I don't thirst for your bullshit NO SIR. That's probably why you're still on ignore and I leave your cheeky stabs at me unchecked for the large part. Pot calling the Kettle black is all I was going for there... What you do with my post I couldn't give a fuck less.

Hey who you callin' freak you amorphous blob of troll.

Now I do want doritos good job..

Nah stop. Please. That was a bad call. I mean I thought I knew what was going on here. Look guy. Here's a cool story you might like. Hmm... Not the vid I was looking for. but same SCP.

Damn bitch made me use my Jacket like a training arm.. The female pitbull that was initally nice but got amped up between I guess not liking the customer who's cable/internet I was trying to fix, and the big bubba pit barking from the gate she was SUPPOSED to be in too.. I had to call animal control. I've never felt like I've had to do that before.. It took a call from me and the customer to get them to actually come which was actually irritating.. Then the guy asks me if he thinks the owners should get a citation... fuck. I said no. Probably should've said YEAH. Not like that's your area to decide anyway isnt it ANIMAL CONTROL. Fucks couldv'e hired me to be the animal control officer and I'd of handled her myself, She just got anxious honestly I was trying to go to the front door of the house after the customer told me she belonged in the gate with the pit that was territorial barking, and that's when she got bitey understandably. When she did that though I was like fuck it..Back away slowly back to my truck. She was just nipping, but those 'nips'. As soon as she got a hold of something which I made sure was my work coat with no skin.. she was on pretty damn solid. She also jumped at my face with that doggo 'nippy' attitude and was close enough I felt her teeth graise my nose and shit. TLDR....but that's right I just remembered lets look for a job that doesn't involve alleys plz/

Go on... 🤨

Guess back in those days..when shit actually went on here that wasn't in some way a desperate attention grab I didn't even mess with threads like that. Though I might've saw it and just decided this is one of those babbling things that the babblers like to talk about, or conversly talk shit about. Listen if you like to bang your cousin in a laundry room I think that's fucked up, but I don't really see the point in trolling or talking sense to someone who likes to bang their cousin in the laundry room. How about a relevant meme just for some moral, and.. Sorry Alabama ahead of time, but it's just too easy I guess.

Why go to the bank at all then? Notary needs? All I know is anytime I have to physically go to a bank to handle my account needs I'm pissed off. Even in situations like buying homes and vehicles. 🤷‍♂️

Schrodingers cat wants to take a shit on all this.. https://betterexplained.com/articles/gotcha-shrodingers-cat/ However there is this whole subatomic debacle that is probably best left to actual quantum physicists to describe because much like schrodingers cat it's often misunderstood as well..(I was going to use this as a counter for schrodingers cat myself until reading the article below) Interesting shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observer_effect_(physics) I know I must have watched a hundred videos and articles where someone is describing the "observer effect" in a way that makes it seem like subatomic particles KNOW they are being watched, but from what I understand that's all bs as well. electrons are just so small a few photons bouncing off the eye have convinced observers something spooky is going on? Idk according to the wiki article 'electronic detectors' cause all this. I like the whole 'the universe is a simulation' idea as a thought expiriment at least, but ehhh it doesn't hold up to acual intense scientific scrutiny from what I gather. Don't let me spoil the fun here though.. Sell me on this shit. I'll take both pills Morpheus.

No, but anywhere I can go physically here in town to cash a check or deposit one would have a fee. I don't need to go anywhere though. Mobile and online banking is top knotch since my bank caters exclusively to military and veterans. I almost forget the closest physical bank is pretty much on the opposite side of the state from me if I remember correctly.

My bank hasn't needed to exist in the same state as me to provide everything I need and more since I started with them. I fucking love the mobile check deposit system on the app especially. no check cashing fees, no lines, no clothes.. It would be more convenient for making large cash withdrawls if there was a brick and mortor close by. I've moved some grands around a few times and had accounts locked for a few hours over the amounts being especially large or 'suspicious', or having to withdraw a shit load more cash than I'd like from an atm a few times over not wanting to wait for a cashiers/notorized check to be expedited but I havent really been inconvenienced by this much.

There were some kids playing ding dong ditch with my house here. Scooters seem to be the favorite mode of transportation for the little fucks so one time after my dog had stealth alerted me to the shit for brains I got ready to trail the dude back to his origin on my board. Found out he lives on the last house down...Dude was incredibly quick after knocking to jet down the side walk on the scooter throw it down and dive into his house...I guess he wasn't expecting an adult my age to have a skateboard idk..Mine stays right by my front door a lot these days so I was like lol fuck it..Troll scooter kid mode engage. Still felt too much like an adult when I was right behind him and he kind of hesitated opening his front door like wait.."He knows where I live now fuck!" I mean I was just like..."Busted, would you cut it out. I know it's been you the whole time now don't make me tell your parents.." Kid's parents are my direct neighbors anyway, and I think that's grannies house or something. That kid was so defeated it made me feel kind of bad though... I swear I'm never busting a kid ding dong ditching again lol. The kids face was priceless, but yeah I'm a dick...