PhilosipherStoned

So I decided to make one. Do what you will here. Take it to Dumpster fires.. Discus artisan cheeses.. contemplate life.. You know, just whatevah.

Here have the internet. She a dirty ass hoe anyway.

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accerlerated? Certainly sounds accelerated.. Like speed running mario, but with history.

I'm trying to get mentally prepared to go to work tomorrow morning..

I would do everything metaphysically possible to make this planets atmosphere composed of a decent amount of THC. Vote me for cult leader.

How do you propose I do that if I don't even exist Sun Tzu?

You're too late it's already caught on.

I wish you woulda blew up on the first date ._.

It's nice to see you have enough sense to stay away from the anti-vax crowd. Some of those people literally need to drink bleach because they go around promoting 'hair of the dog' miracle cures, and suppliments with a list of atcive ingredients far more strange and dangerous than any vaccine..

Bees. I think it's bees?

I almost forgot to take like an hours worth of breaks. Anyone want some coke.. I found it under a box at work. *snorts literal bath salt*

Only if we start our own. and I agree to the rules..

I doubt you've kept track that well..

I just got the number 4 bacon king combo.. you know, the one for real alpha males.

She'll be ok. She Might hold a grudge for a lil bit though.

I have one meow 12+ hour day to go before I can get back to my regular degenerative ways.. Starting in about an hour and 45 mins..

Dangit Bobby!

I will YOU ARE WRONG SIR! COME AT ME!! //

<--- I want this in the list. It is best girl.