PhilosipherStoned

Oh yeah I heard that was today, but I forgot because I don't care.

Just find another one. there's probably like 50 versions of the same shit anyway right?

Right. So basically like all my drug dealers. Got it.

gimme that xanax .

It was all boneless/

I'm thinking about changing my display picture to this. ..sorry unrelated.

I ate it all dammit. who you think I am???

too lazy I need epsom salt and sleep not this bullshit.

I could've figured it out easier if it didn't look like that bitch was picturing me as a twinkie every time I look her in the eye.

Fuck no, someone with the money to build a wall needs to build a fucking wall around that address not the mexican border.

KFC won the day. Chinese or any asian food used to be my go to.. but then I started eating it like veryday and experimenting with different recipes and it never sounds good anymore.

Who gives a fuck. It's Chris Hansen. Enjoy the show.

KFC.. chicken gravy.. mash potatoes...

Chicken does sound good. Only options here for fast food are KFC and Chicken express though.

Death is around he bend I.. I can feel it. DEfinitely not pizza. Hamburgers meh. Taco bell god no..

I mean I'm definitely down with the thickness, but I do believe there should be a cut off point.. for safety reasons if nothing else. These women shouldve started putting the nutella back on the shelf about half my wieght ago...

That gif definitely needs context/

Be careful. I think I neglected the wrong need/ halp.

I think my blood sugar is low or something don't take that advice.

Try neglecting them. Maybe they're not even needs.. Plus if you die you don't need shit. win win

lame. needs are lame.

but why the memes? I mean they're great. All that's missing is the context...irony? IS shaggy really not OP? Haha so fucking funny you fucking nine year old twerps/// One of these days you'll learn not to mess with a man that eats twenty slices of meat per sandwich.

I still don't get it.

Exhibit A Ex gon get it bla bih di dah Exhibit B (I feel like this 2019 live actor interview might be the answer, but just in case...) I havent watched this yet..