inhumanrampager

Jesus, why did I click reveal? I regret doing that.

*zip* *ping* "Ok....why did I stick my dick in a food dish?"

Man, I thought you were going to try to fuck it.

Fuck, I wish I thought of that.

-Makes millions of dollars -way more than zeni -is famous -does something he loves -still a loser .....something here doesn't compute.

My dick used to fly through the air with its family, until one day they all died. It got adopted by a rich guy that dresses up like a bat. Shit got weird after that.

We're gonna need to send a guy in to watch you sleep and count your farts.

How often do you dutch oven yourself? I need to know for science

Ha! Got him!

That's a quality roast right there.

Let me know if there's a small dick variety. I need some enhancements.

Not that I come here that often, but basically this.

I promise I'll read it. I swear!

Lol at enforcing unequal gender roles in a dwindling economy where even two income house holds are an impossibility.

Penis!

Penis!

You got lucky. My car had the breaks start to go.....only for it to also be the rotors and some other shit. Cost me a grand. It was ugly.

Star Wars: A New Dope Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Bart Star Wars: Reburn of the Jedi Star Wars: The Clone Warts

Well given the Gargano/Ciampa story, Gargona would have won that match. Doubt he's going up, but if he did, 205 is a death sentence it seems like. You gotta watch G1 Supercard. It was good.

I found the zombie

That was longer than the entire fucking weekend. Takeover was better for sure, not just for its conciseness, but in match quality as well. I had high hopes for the G1 Supercard. The NJPW or NJPW?ROH matches were good. I though the ROH matches were ok, I understood their direction, but they killed the fuckin crowd. The only one that was really good out of those was the Taven/Scurll/Lethal ladder match, but the outcome left people whelmed. Not overwhelmed, not underwhelmed, just whelmed. ROH did pull some bs though. They brought in TNA's old tag team, the Beautiful People to a resounding meh, though I'm relieved they actually decided to build their women's division. Then after the 4 way tag match, Enzo and Cass hopped the barrier and they basically tried to keep the cameras off of them. Rumor is is that it's a work. But why they even decided to do it is just kinda bad. Especially since a fan attacked Bret Hart at the HOF just a couple hours before. They had time to say "yeah, bad idea"...they chose not to. Overall, weird night for Saturday. Okada/White main event was the tits, as was the pre-show rumble that featured Jushin Thunder Liger AND THE GREAT FUCKING MUTA.....which both were eliminated by Kenny King to a chorus of "eh."

Lazer Teat

I'm late to the party. Halo 3 days were some fun times.

Tuna fish sandwich with Cooler Ranch Doritos. I don't know why, but the flavor is perfect.

Well I would certainly hope so!