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inhumanrampager

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  1. Join the Dark Order
  2. The 5 minutes are up. I'm out.
  3. I'm saying that I'm just posting here so I don't get fined.
  4. You can lick the greasiest part of my ass, and it'd still be tastier than a Subway sandwich.
  5. What, no Quantum Leap?
  6. Watch that first step, it's a doozy!
  7. I'll be here for my 5 minutes so I don't get fined, then I'm out.
  8. But I'm pretty sure everyone knew that
  9. NIPPLE!
  10. On that day, my dick was stinky. what else is there to say?
  11. PENIS!
  12. You know, just to see what would happen? Me neither.
  13. WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?
  14. I've been on 2 cruises. They were hella fun. Buuuut I'd wait until covid is dead first before going again.
  15. Trust me, the job sucks, but it's money.
  16. Try UPS? If you have 2 arms, 2 legs, and a pulse they'll hire you
  17. 1375
  18. You know what to do now. Unleash the Kraken.
  19. Seriously, who the fuck avoids jacking off to look cool on the internet? Shit's silly. I got prostate cancer to prevent. I'm jacking off. Not now, but generally I am.
  20. tl;dr. Just have a threesome. It'll solve all your problems.
  21. That sounds fun. Who doesn't like a good swing set?
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