naraku360

What asshole PMed you the answer?

Smart don't have to ask dumb questions like this.

By not being profoundly retarded?

That's a strange way to define yourself, Tic. Don't worry, though. I'm sure someday someone will fall for your shtick.

Good.

He doesn't even know which holiday represents the birth of Jesus.... Actually, he might not be pretending.

Why is Tic pretending to be a fundamentalist Christian? whut

You could tell Tic to eat a bag of dicks and he'd think you're making an offer out of affection.

Yeah. It is, isn't it?

Superman is also an idiot who thinks he has any need to leap despite being able to fly. -_'

Did you tell them about the buttworms or something?

Special. Snowflake. Need a safe space?

I enjoy watching you throw tantrums. The porn doesn't matter to me in the least. It's whatever. It's not my fault you have an adverse effect on seeing porn. If I see porn I'm not into, I shrug and look at something else. It's called being an adult. You, though? Simple google search can send you into a crybaby, special snowflake tizzy. Cry harder, bitch.

Right, "a different computer". I believe you.

What's mine?

You don't say?

You killed Facebook? Good job.

Only so I could make fun of you. A lot.

You have friends?

Have the host segments ever not needed work?

Is an "alternate date" like an "alternate fact"? Ie, made up.

Much like your brain, it doesn't.