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I'm glad I decided to watch Mahou Shoujo Site. This show is actually starting to get funny bad.

E.

It was a tragic science experiment. He removed the batteries from his fire detector and set the apartment on fire to test the scent of smoke. Alas, his apartment already smelled like smoke and without a detector there's no way he could've known about the fire he set.

Fleeing in fear of becoming his next meal.

The "premise" is fucking bullshit. It's not really Batman, though the idea isn't too far off. He's a kid without a superpower in a world where almost everyone has superpowers and he wants to be a hero. Problem being....

The Packard obituary: Smelly old guy died. Nobody cared enough to comment.

"I don't want to see your clipped toenail collection, Packard. Leave me alone."

At least there will be more Big Mouth.....

Early onset stupid is as well.

Lolwut Nobody paid to be here.

First episode was good. I was worried about the change in studio, but I think some of the major staff from TSR came along. Curious where it goes. I'd heard FMP gets progressively less comedy and that certainly rang true here.

It was his entire pension.

To you? Definitely not.

I found it more infuriating than sad or boring. The older brother pissed me off so much. And the author's fucking explanation for his character made me angrier. "I'm going to apologize to my little sister for how badly I took care of her by making myself look a bit less shitty but still pretty shitty."

Do you intentionally give all your food crippling depression?

NO! I gotta keep up appearances. No way would I risk ruining my groundbreaking 1-0 winning streak.

Don't let nabs intimidate Madison. This one time, I dunked his A-team with my pleb party. An 8 year old should be more than enough to take him on.

No, I am Zenigundam.

http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/

You abducted fuggs and Packard? I see the plan is progressing ahead of schedule. 🤔 Good job.

I promise if you let me move in I'll be sure to do stupid things daily and fail to adequately explain myself due to staggering social ineptitude.