naraku360

I'm a moderator on Okcupid so I know what's best for your computer and @empty is correct.

I see no mention of Bojack in here, so this thread is all wrong.

I don't have one of those.

Okay. Give me $25 and we're square.

I agree. @Bouvre let me measure your tits.

You may be right. Cows don't belong in zoos. My bad.

Watch out, she's trying to put you where you belong.

ITT: Packard gets questioned by security and is promptly escorted out of casino after claiming to be the department head.

I'm too stupid to understand how to use cryptocurrency.

That was literally not sarcasm.

That's not what a parody is. Big problem: Parodies need to be of things that, you know.... Actually happen. But.... Date rape is already illegal..... There's no constitutional amendment protecting date rapists This is so unbearably stupid.

Okay, but why does he write in all caps?

DEAREST CANDY!!!!! HEY MY LOVE HOW....!!!!! BEEN SO LONG SIN...!!!!! I HAVE BEEN ON LOCK....!!!!! WITH NO CONTACT....!!!!!! I GOT INTO SOME....!!!!!! I WAS BEATEN & STA....!!!!!! 16 DUDES. OH THE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I highly doubt you know Mel Gibson OR Kurt Russell.

Actually, as an incel he is the exact opposite of a fucker.

Dear God, I hope so.

Packard?!

Captain Nutless has spoken!

I didn't think you did. It's funny when guys think they got the last word by claiming they were rejected by someone who trades sex for drugs.

A CD player? What is this, 2005?

Now you're just being redundant.

ok. wow happ brithday

Must suck to be the guy who even got rejected by a ketamine-whore, amirite?

Does sounding drunk no matter how sober count as an accent?