naraku360

Okay, but why does he write in all caps?

DEAREST CANDY!!!!! HEY MY LOVE HOW....!!!!! BEEN SO LONG SIN...!!!!! I HAVE BEEN ON LOCK....!!!!! WITH NO CONTACT....!!!!!! I GOT INTO SOME....!!!!!! I WAS BEATEN & STA....!!!!!! 16 DUDES. OH THE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I highly doubt you know Mel Gibson OR Kurt Russell.

Actually, as an incel he is the exact opposite of a fucker.

Dear God, I hope so.

Packard?!

Captain Nutless has spoken!

I didn't think you did. It's funny when guys think they got the last word by claiming they were rejected by someone who trades sex for drugs.

A CD player? What is this, 2005?

Now you're just being redundant.

ok. wow happ brithday

Must suck to be the guy who even got rejected by a ketamine-whore, amirite?

Does sounding drunk no matter how sober count as an accent?

Le Fragrance de Packård

Yeah, I've literally tried to kick a guy in the nuts for fucking with my friend. He was big enough to rip me in half without much effort. I say tried because I missed. When he pointed that out, I was all.

I highly doubt you have friends bigger than you.

Don't worry, it's just poof's dad.

Not seeing any evidence. 🤔

Prove it.

Of course God isn't dead. Would have to exist to be dead.