André Toulon

Oh, is that what that is. Whew, I thought I was depressed or some shit

There are no red lobsters in Southern Louisiana, I dated a chick from Monroe (north Louisiana) and she suggested reb lobster and I was like I thought that was a California thing ...I had never seen one down here. Ive been once, and I ordered a sampler...it was pretty trash...unseasoned bullshit. I honestly have no clue how they stayed open or why some people were so excited by it. I hear people praise the cheddar biscuits but you've just never had a stuffed creole roll. And I'm not even sure how it's considered a cheap option... everything there is like $20 a plate but if you lived where seafood was accessible, you could get bottomless shrimp anywhere for about $12 and have other options. Frankly, I say good riddance, but I know I'm in the minority

Only one of you can have the cure, I require a 700 word essay explaining why it should be you. Congrats in advance to the winner and.....ya know, happy birthday to the loser.

Well now I definitely believe his grandpa is cooler

It's TT behby

I'm thinking diarrhea

Ok Doomer

I dunno, I feel like this is pretty good

Ooh, I know this because when I found out he was Jason, I went down the rabbit hole and while he's richer than me, he ain't doing great ...like his net worth is 4 mil.....which is pure horse shit for a guy who's is all over your tv

I take this back, after hearing Ocho scream confidently that endophyte can't possibly have a P in it just made my head hurt

Dude, he has fans like the BeyHive. They are toxic and I love it

Cool, she's y'all problem now

Ocho is way smarter than Shannon but Shannon won't stfu long enough to let the man cook. We get it, dude stutters, but that's why you picked him as your co-host. It's easy to be reductive to a person you never allow to make a point

I don't wanna say

The sad react isn't for the joke...that's a gudun....it just, I hear that shit is awful

This has gone well. Good to find out our greatest skill is being unfunny

Jesus, took me longer than it should to find him

I picked the article, read part of it and noped. It bad enough that I've been wasting time trying to figure out a practical use for it

It has its work cut out for it then...last time I was secure was..... Fuck, I'm usually quicker than this.... I'll be back with a zinger, just you wait.

I logged into my buddyroe FB not long ago for the first time in forever and she liked a post of mine 2 years ago, so that's why I even have her logged into the conscious part of my brain currently.... This was the long way of me saying 🤷🏿‍♂️

You mean the thing that makes fingers look like turds and close captions like scrapyard.....I'm not gonna hold my breath

I honestly don't gaf about Drake....but trolling his fans....just sublime. This beef has been the most fun I've had on the Internet in a while

SNES Killer Instinct is on the virtual console and I was excited af..,.only to discover it's virtually unplayable. Fighting games just do not work on Switch unless you actually buy a controller and hook it up to your TV....which defeats the purpose to me

....you left us and we will never be the same. Or we will.... I dunno. But I do know I want a nap

There are hundreds of these and most of them make me really uncomfortable but I can't get past how much Vernon reminds me of Soda Popinski.