André Toulon

🤷🏿‍♂️ Ok well, the choose your own adventure threads are getting old so I guess just plain not responding to these is the only solution. Since the courtesy of elaboration is just never an option.

I have known this name forever but I know almost nothing about you....so just regular hbd for you. I'm disappointed in myself

*Brofists* Ever since digi got rid of the deep dish, I went to red baron, then Tony's. The sole reason being RB crust is inedible once it cools...it's like gnawing naugahyde.

Show off. Hey, look who's got $8 for pizza ova heah

Sorry man, I dozed off. But how can we help...why did they want to attack you. Was it just random?

Ok.....so how can we help? Story is vague so I honestly don't know what kind of response you're fishing for. I mean, actually I completely know what you're fishing for but I still want to know more.

Nah...just keep going

Me every night because I'm a fucking child

It was weird at best and definitely dysfunctional. My earliest memories of him are my mom dropping me off at his house and him being gone most of the time...I would snoop in his room while he was gone and that was the first time I saw weed, roach clips and crooked scissors. He liked the gold Listerine, which I became enamored with that smell...so much so I still use it today. He would take me to go play Pac-Man but mostly I was just at his house alone or he'd drop me off at my aunt's. My next set of memories comes from when he visited after we moved to the south....I remember 2 visits....the first, my mom apparently found a roach he had left in the fish bowl (it was decorative) and they argued about it for a long time....but they are hilarious when they argue...most kids would be traumatized but I think it's mostly where I developed my sense of humor. The next time he came, it was during Christmas and I got a Nintendo and a tape recorder....I waited for them to argue and I hid in the hallway and pushed the tape recorder into the room with them....I then listened to it daily to laugh and even played it for my friends. I went back to visit him alone when I was 13-14 ish. This was when Street Fighter 2 hit arcades. He lived next to the mall...it had the arcade and the Magic Johnson Theater....he gave me money and that's what I did every day....don't really remember he and I hanging out, but he bought me Street Fighter 2010 for NES. I had to have it. That and the new game I had just discovered in the arcade had the same name and they were both made by Capcom....even though the back of the box looked nothing like SF2, I was still optimistic that I would somehow get to play what I had been playing in the arcade when I got home. Last time was at his funeral...I was 16-17.....I have no idea why, but I lost my shit....we didn't really have much of a relationship other than he gave me money, but I was super sad over it for like an hour....then I finally found weed. Tldr. Meh

No I didn't

My guess is the old Morty was mostly only in season 1 (that I recall) and those probably came out on DVD and in syndication before they introduced George's parents ... that's just a guess tho...I have no clue

Well you only saw him if you saw the original NBC run. He was replaced in the DVD releases and syndication

Emladda Emtadda or is it just something else completely. Anyway, CAKE

The obvious answer is it TV....but you want a technicality here, huh. Well Jerry Stiller wasn't the original father

Meh chicken strips and some patriotic Twinkies. Immediately going to bed because the awake world is trying to make me mad

.....but it's June?

Chicken strips with mustard is fire. No, not honey mustard..that shits trash....just yellow ass mustard

I would be mad about being misled but I have to be more mad for even clicking this. I knew better, but didn't know just how far away from my delusion that this might be interesting this would actually be.

Nachos...then these fucking blueberry muffins that are literally baked in God's ass. Also a big glass of milk....it's not going be be nice when the other shoe drops

Every load of bullshit doesn't need my attention....just let it be bullshit.

Oh🥵....Greeny

Eh, trolling or not...there have just been some hilarity around casting ba....Ben Affleck dude. I don't care how beloved he is.....it tickles me

Granny died and her son's threw all he recipes away. Now we got mfer experimenting with peach cobbler and shit. Fucking thanksgiving and Christmas entrees are catered....this isn't even my family and it pisses me off. Hell you could have given them to me. But I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I absolutely do not want to spend the holidays with my family so I guess I'll stfu

Even though he was the Batman of my age, and I think he did a serviceable job at the role, Micheal Keaton will always be a funnier choice for Batman than Adam West to me.