André Toulon

Feel better, I gotta get these monsters ready for school

It's fun for me......Thanks for sitting up listening to me bitch last night.....I passed out on you tho.

This.....And I'm not even trolling.....THIS

Paying that electric bill 3 months in advance is a good investment huh

We've been over this......And I'm not subscribed to the stupid part....I'm the non-believer. Go ahead, let's relive this amazing story....You first....Your version is tragic while mine is comedic. Let's tell everyone how a janitor that rents an apartment in a building one roach away from being condemned bought a house for his college professor brother. I don't think everyone else has heard the tale so I want them to hear it the same way I did.

I imagine you laughing requires a penance

I'm a network admin by day and a few nights a week I'm Batman.....Meaning I work front desk at a hotel on Thurs/Fri nights (more if I want extra drugs)......I'm not ashamed of my full circle of life and death in a glace.

Oh shit, is that gogo.....ILY

He's been on mine for like 7 years

No one believes that, and it's monumentally stupid if you do.

Trust me, I will forget it if I even look......My name is Derrick if it makes you feel better?

Eggman.....Noice

I added you on PS4 tho. Well sent the request I mean

Just added you and it doesn't matter....It's cross platform....Get wrecked

I'll add you now.....PLay some SFV

What do subterranean rodents tip at the strip club Molasses

I bought 10 lbs of boneless ribs about 3 weeks ago and I'm still pissed at how many ziplock bags of that shit I have left.......Good luck, but I guess I have faith in y'all.

Being fat and unable to cook is against all the rules

You rent......Your logic is flawed......The entire premise is paying later, even if you pay on time.

Hi 1994......I miss my Jr high science teacher.

Not concerned with any of that.....I'm posting with my head laid on my baby pillow of an ass right now......Haven't seen a pic of you that wasn't a ninja turtle selfie that isn't 10 years old.....Or with your mom

Can't break what's broken

You sure it was this thread...I saw and liked it but I can't remember where it was......

They'll get her soon....The IRS ain't to be fucked with

The real story is, lots of dudes make up excuses not to see her and she clings to drunken texts and lies about getting fucked.......That shit is as barren as Ghostreks inbox. Ask her for 1 recent pic of her with a dude other than that one in the rented graduation gown with the dude with gigantism dome.......You'll never get one.....And that shit is 3 years old at least.