André Toulon

You've made threads, both about having roaches (but you thought calling them palmetto bugs made a difference) and buying clothes at Dollar General (you got pissed when you tried to return them).......You and the other idiots sharing space in your brain need to share notes.

This is obscenely funny.......I've never asked to be your friend or for you to add me back.....That's ALWAYS you.

I'm sure he'll bail when he sees the first roach emerge from your overstretched Dollar General shirt.

She only hates herself......I don't blame her......If I had a turtle beak, I'd be pretty pissed about life too.

I'm gonna chill on my couch and do opiate nods....Automatic lucidity...I can't wait.

Which drugs

Fuggz aint never gonna let you hit Captain Save-a-Ho......Her mom won't let her out and you can't get to her house....You're doomed to this terrible act you 2 put on.

I didn't come up with any of it.....You are fighting a battle against shit I didn't say because you have nothing of value to talk about. I only replied to exactly wht you posted.......Not my fault you keep adding new information.

I'll invite him tomorrow when he gets back.

Yeah, all I have to do is go to sleep.....

I don't know how to do that......I just smoke my shit. I've never even had an edible.

Sounds like you have 2 days off in a 40 hour work week, meaning you work 8 hours shifts.....Good for you. I can work anywhere from 60-80 hours a week at both jobs if shit goes wrong, and I don't have to cry about it......Hell, with the shit I do on the side, I got 4 jobs. I'm not wrong about anything.....You came in here to ask me why I'm never at work and I told you I can take time off.....Only a day, but I can just write the whole week off if I want to......But then I'd wind up with your job........Whatever you're claiming I'm wrong about, you made up in that sippy cup sized portion of your brain that functions enough for you not to drown in the bathtub.

Just pulling random shit out of your ass? I'm always at work.....Way more than you but I'm off today for medical tests......See, in the adult world, you can take a day off without being fired.

Are you driving?......Because unless you're driving, I can't cosign on this level of badassery.

It's Scoob.....He's trying. He can't troll properly, but we ruined him. He should stick to being the voice of reason, but I won't fault anyone for picking up a new skill.

I was supposed to get a whole day of testing out of the way so I can do my sleep study Saturday, but 2 tests got rescheduled.......Now I'm stuck at home and not really feeling getting fucked up today....Mostly because I DO have to work tomorrow......Both jobs at that, so I can't go ham today. I would just sleep the whole day, but that's kind of a Monday thing.....Don't want to start some shit I can't keep up. The only option left is to go surprise muh boo at work and hang with her, but it's a weekday and I know she doesn't have a babysitter on deck.......If my kids ain't here, I don't want to be bothered with her's. I can sit here and fuck with y'all all day, but I got the next 2 nights to do that.......Any of you unemployed PSN/Nintendo folks around.......Let's play.

I really didn't think anyone could become more annoying that Viper with this shit......But I'm considering just blocking Mochi if he doesn't get tired of this soon.

I always think you can't get stupider and you never fail to say something in response that just leaves me wondering who wipes your ass for you. You cant even spell ratchet right (no way auto correct did that) and Mik......Know what, itemizing your stupidity has just become busy work.......I hate busy work.

I don't care for how went stereotypical nigga with my script so now you have to say Mazel Tov when she awakens......Only fair.

I see now slaying the monster will do no good.....I must slay the sorceress first.

Coke isn't a cutting agent....Who would give you coke instead of more H......It's usually B12 or inositol

You....You're part of the problem

Prescribed opiates are....Heroin is not.

Is Mike just the generic name you give all of the made up dudes. Or is the default name white dudes give thots

He probably wanted her to check out his fire ass mixtape.