You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower. And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here. Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years.
We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground.