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André Toulon

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  1. Relax
  2. Say failing casino custodian next time....You'll get that house.
  3. So many crusades, so little power. It must suck to be so silent even while being so opinionated.
  4. No one said they did.....Assuming those are even real.....I said Social Security.
  5. You made it here huh.....Well, I guess the ritual is complete.....SUMMON THE CERBERUS!
  6. Textbook fuggz
  7. I ohko'd a scizor online with ember on a charizard before....That thing is a beast otherwise
  8. But I like it here
  9. It's not my goal....I'm just interesting. Even your FB is full of your shitposts with only your brother or that Quack dude replying.
  10. You act like this is your only thread. The sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while, but cmon. Are you really proud of THIS thread? You started a fight on page one.....Which I already said is the only way you ever get replies. And most of the replies are to Pacman.
  11. Can't afford to go anywhere until the government reimburses you in Social Security for your decades of hard labor wiping up after janitorial bathroom tippers.
  12. That's funny because all of my threads have several replies.....Your's are all in the abyss and no one will reply unless you start a fight.
  13. He told us all about his trip to Italy not long ago....But it wasn't about your boring excuse for a life so you missed it.....It was quite riveting.
  14. LOL, I guess you think you're special for posting this........Even in Latin you are still just cleaning up the puke of people more important than you.
  15. Won't land me in a janitorial position....I can guarantee that. Seriously.....You are like the worst life coach ever. "Hey kids, you too can be a bus riding virgin and live in crack alley if you just labor mindlessly for the duration or your adulthood" I like you.....You make me feel so much better about my life.
  16. I got the house alcohol and drugs......Utilities is a bargain
  17. *crumples application* We'll be in touch.....May I validate your parking? But seriously, please tell me you don't let LB do laundry....I mean I don't know the dude that well, but I know how men wash clothes......We toss all that shit in one load....Fuck separating.
  18. It's ok, It's definitely one of the better bugs.
  19. Bugs are the worst......You can ohko one with almost anything....Golisopod is the only exception that I can think of right now.
  20. I think he still believes I'm Sawdamizer.....Or Crapshot.....Or Killjoy.......He really thinks it's only one person who believes he's one chromosome away from being Slingblade. No Pacman, you are an idiot and everyone thinks so.
  21. You literally clean up after people all day, smoke stanking ass cigs, have a rotting mouth that needs, as you call them, dental prosthetics and you're an old cat man.......There is no way that on my worst day you smell better than me after you jump out the shower. And the fact that you think I wear a suit is tantamount to your minimal knowledge of wtf you're trying to assert here. Granted, my shoes probably cost more than your rent, but still.......You can't shame me for having aspirations higher than being an old fool that's been doing the same shit for 50 some odd years. We get it, no one runs a vacuum like you.......Way to shoot for the ground.
  22. Lol, I dress like a grown man......You don't have to because you wallow in shit.
  23. Can that bitch iron......Because if she can't iron I don't need her. Also she's going to have to learn how to like opiates and weed.....I don't allow coke..........Not after what happened last time.
  24. I don't wanna do it anymore........I'm going to relinquish all responsibility besides my house.....I'm taking applications for a roommate to pay utilities and for getting drunk and shenanigans. If you pay the water, lights and internet bill, I'll take care of all the drugs and alcohol.......Oh, and you have to do laundry, and iron my shirts. Just the shirts, fuck the pants.
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