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André Toulon

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  1. The proof is I'm not fucking Sawdimizer you batshit fucktard.
  2. I decided to get PXZ 2 since I had like $7 store credit to blow.....I really like the first one, but just couldn't think of paying $40 for the second one when it took me like 3 years to finally beat the long ass missions from the first. It can get old fast if you try to binge it........It's a tactical RPG with a huge roster of characters from Sega, Bandai/Namco/Capcom and now Nintendo. It's geared towards dipshit fanboys like myself and the story is just your standard fare Japanese, unfollowable garbage set to +100. There is no way to really keep up with what's going on story wise and it is easier just to say "Look, I'm gonna just kill the stuff that's trying to kill me". With so many universes colliding, some of which you've never heard of because they are mainly Japanese games, it's easy just to get lost. Oh, and it's completely in Japanese with subs. Which adds to the ambiance but can also be a drag when you have no idea WTF they are talking about to begin with Where it shines is that the non-story based dialogue is fucking hilarious......Characters that have have no business with their world's colliding make for some interesting conversations. Imagine Chris Redfield having a fit that X doesn't need to conserve ammo, or Strider Hiryu being amazed at how Heihachi takes down an enemy with his bare hands that his futuristic, matter obliterating Cypher couldn't scratch. Phoenix Wright talking to any Character from Yakuza is comedy gold.......Trying to represent them in court. It's a solid TRPG, but in no way will give you an experience like FF Tactics or any other better TRPG. It's truly just for fanboys.
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    Do you motherfuckers not realize that's the REAl joker? A Virginia prison is about to be attacked and all the inmates released tonight to go on a terror spree. It's not too far fetched to believe Gotham is a nickname for a real city in Virgina. This all adds up.
  4. I didn't assign anyone to anything....I just save the pic you senile old fart. Strange that you seem far more interested in that dude than anyone if you decided to look for his previous addresses.
  5. Packard is the type of man that I doubt has ever had an alcohol problem and uses this fabricated life event as a catalyst to be opinionated on matters that he has no business commenting on. Then again, he's a smoker that doesn't think smoke has a smell, so there is that huge chance that he's just dumb as fuck.
  6. I honestly can't remember, did they do the martial arts tournament part with Uub in Z or was that something else.
  7. Which person....Are you implying only one person lives here.....That's a mighty bold claim
  8. Stupidest thing you've ev........Damn, it's really not but it's just so profoundly stupid.
  9. Meanwhile, you can definitely still get a place here, but why would you want to.
  10. If you knew even the tiniest bit about this, you would know that once an addict, always an addict. Just because she hasn't had a drink in 20 years doesn't eliminate the fact that if she has 1 drink, she could go on an uncontrolable bender and land herself right back to where she was 20 years ago before quitting. You are a dumb, uneducated, foolish old man.
  11. Is it like stuffed crust.....Do I eat it in reverse?
  12. It was pretty lame......10 minutes of Hercule talking with the occasional joke reference......Wasted my time.
  13. April 2014 is our anniversary.....I scrolled over the clock so your slow learning ass couldn't miss the time stamp from yesterday but it seems your dumb ass still managed to do that. I'm not surprised since you can't even recall 80% of your own shit you post here. I buy her shit and she buys me shit because we have disposable incomes, she didn't cuss out my kid, my ex came over fucking with her, pissed her off and she got mad at everyone........She said one word and I told her I would take her teeth. We haven't had that problem again and the kids love her. My girl has never done shit to my baby mama......The vice versa isn't true. And nope, I didn't bail Averi out of jail, she had her own money and her sister went her got her.
  14. I really didn't expect you do do this man, but ok.
  15. I'll take your word for that
  16. André Toulon

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    Vore, because Fuggz is going to eat them in one gulp
  17. LOL, I remember that movie
  18. Yeah, for like 24 hours. We do that all the time.........Made it official again today. She ain't going nowhere and neither am I.........One day you'll have that. Oh wait, no you won't EVER. >
  19. Coke just got old for me after a while......I don't like being on edge, but it was so available to me in 2000-2007 that it was a nice escape. I quit it cold turkey and haven't missed it once. I prefer weed and alcohol.
  20. No you don't, Zeni. I was a constantly drunk when that happened.......that was 4 years ago, since that time I got my drinking under control and stopped looking for comfort from basic bitches. Notice how NONE of our conversations have been sexual once my baby came into my life in 2014. No I won't, my Sarcoid isn't even in second stage, much less terminal....It's in remission.....I was worried about nothing, but I had been drinking that night.......THAT thread is what made me go to get checked and the doctor is just like, "meh, no money in that for me........Let's talk sleep apnea.....I can drag that out for a while"
  21. Guess I don't really know since if I'm tired of a woman, I leave. I simply don't have time for 2 women.....Never have, even when I was unemployed and banging rails all day. I enjoy my me time too much to give 2 girls attention at once.
  22. #Protip, sidebitches don't get dumped because they weren't shit to begin with.
  23. Cmon, who's miserable here.....I made one downer thread since being here.....Every day you regale us with reasons why you can't even bother taking a shower, or get out of bed.........I would kill myself if I was you and I'm scared of death, but I can only imagine being unwanted, fat, dependent and in a gross environment my breaking point
  24. André Toulon

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    Yeah, they quarantined me because of sleep apnea. Meanwhile, most living things have a week shelf life in your wake.
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