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André Toulon

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  1. I'm laying in bed, and I suddenly got hungry........Check the fridge and cabinets but I don't have anything that doesn't require me to thaw and cook something besides cereal. Then it hit me........What I really want, and I think I'm going to have to put on pants because I don't think I'll be satisfied until I get it. I want a pastrami on rye with grilled onions, tomatoes, provolone and GP bistro sauce.......Normally I'd just be like fuck it and eat the bowl of cereal or even lazier, just eat a few pickles with some Caesar, but as I sit here typing this, all I can think about is this sammich. The only thing that stopping me is the fact that I'll have to settle for pre-packaged Pastrami, and it's not the same as deli sliced so I'm wondering if it'll just piss me off. Is this irrational.......Would you head to the grocery store at 3am just to make a sammich?
  2. Let's do this shit
  3. Well I know that moving it was easier than removing a few posts (well, several posts) but I legit thought you just dumped it because of that dude. I can see how you could forget since he apparently has time to make millions of the same threads/posts ad nauseam with no sign of ever evolving, so no real harm done.......I was just kinda confused.
  4. Considering it's Stilgar's thread and he's done nothing wrong, that's kinda lame but whatevs.....I can't worry about this stuff anymore. Might as well make this pustule a mod if all he has to do is post in a thread to get it moved.
  5. I would just get a few loads of rocks and cover that shit up
  6. I have several xans that this lady paid me in for a sack of weed......I've probably only ever had 3-5 valiums in my life and they never seem to do anything for me until I drink heavily behind them, and them my brain shuts off but I'm still active. Not really worth it in the grand scheme. The same lady says she has some adderal and I've never had those either so I'm hoping those are fun.
  7. It's Bucket....We have this.....Thing. If he was any more sincere I'd call bullshit.
  8. Not constantly
  9. What are we talking about....I know if you're in on it, it's dickish and I can support that.
  10. I can't explain alcoholism to you......Just know I can go hard for days and not feel it until it's way too late to save myself.
  11. Been drunk since yesterday.......Gonna stop sometime tonight......I wanna say "when I run out" but the truth is I'll buy that last bottle before I pass out and I won't finish and we'll be right back here tomorrow when I drink it for breakfast.
  12. What kind of resources did you have going that caused Office to crash your HD. With 2-3 backups I fail to see how you were having these issues unless they are are cheap or shitty refurbs. All of these concerns still don't explain to me why you are waiting for it to be returned when this is a simple fix. Also, lol at getting shocked......Before I went into networking I was EET and had 8 months journeyman status........The only thing that's ever shocked me is my microwave when I was drunk.
  13. I don't need a narration to the beef....I've been here the whole time so I know where this all began and it honestly wasn't over your wife, although I will say his attacks on her are out of line STRICTLY based on the fact that she doesn't post here.......That aside, your hands ain't clean man. You both share this load and it makes you both look foolish.....This is coming from a guy who stalks and elderly, inept and possibly dying janitor. I'm every bit the fool you guys are.....Probably more.
  14. Don't do that......She's been lurking just waiting for saomeone to ask about here so she can say "Y'all can't stop talking about me". Please, let that dog die.
  15. That's......Not what I was "wutting" about but You're not one of the people I usually pick apart so I'll just assume I'm missing something by skimming these threads.
  16. Wait, wut? EDIT......I see this has been addressed.
  17. He's been doing this for like....EVER. Why does it suddenly annoy you now. He's called me more n*gg*rs than anyone else in the history of my posting......That includes Astro. I was going to say Bucket, but I don't think Bucket has ever blatantly called me any version of n*gg*r/n*gg* before. Monkey, yes....Dindu, yes......Nbomb....Not that I recall.
  18. I like this thread because it paints a picture of how stupid I look when I try to prod a target into losing their shit.......Even as the antagonist, we both end up looking retarded.
  19. Sup f*gg*t....Your bitch is gone, so you're all alone now.
  20. I'll take your word for that I guess
  21. André Toulon

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    Heartburn, no tums, angry. Well not really angry.....Just kinda miffed.
  22. Well, this thread went exactly how I expected. I know you're dangling the worm here but I gotta say, I don't have high hopes for the lulz this will generate.
  23. OMG do it......I'll buy it, but you have to drink it......2 hours max
  24. But Nab was.....I doubt they changed it because you said so.
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