André Toulon

Are you saying those "nails" were actually kitten bones? Now I'm :( ::: S:

After Katrina I had a choice. I could stay with about 20 family members at my uncle's house with no power or I could stay and guard the casino's that I was working at that got washed away inland satellite hotel that had no power but had running water. I chose the latter. 5 floors, empty rooms, and a portable gas generator that kept parts of the breakfast area and lobby functioning. The day time was cool....It was like I had a castle all to myself, but when it got dark, I had to shut almost everything down to conserve what little juice I had. I would charge the flashlights and walk the halls pretending to play Parasite Eve/Resident Evil. It's was creepy and fun. Kinda wish I was allowed to have company.....Would been a lot more fun. Probably wouldn't have done it if I had played FNAF back then.

Old, lonely spinsters.

LOLOLOLOL

He said go for it, furball. Probably won't be as fun now though since no one will care.

Pink slime

Lunch truck burrito....Every Friday on the way home

THANK YOU....This was my reply when I first saw this on FB and I was hoping someone else had my sense of humor

This isn't about you

I'll probably just keep chatting up the Korean girl at the liquor store....Same diff to me.

No, you're wrong....Everyone cares and we don't want it here. How else will Mochi be perpetually oppressed.

He's putting nails in your tires.

I......I can't with you people. I mean it was such an asinine spelling that I used I would have never assumed that anyone would think I seriously thought that........Know what, never mind. Thanks for setting me straight >, you da real MVP.

Way to live up to that name, pimpin'

"We will be allowed a character witness, who can we get" "I know, get the biggest liar I know"

Nah, I don't use supplements.....Only real drugs in my cabinet.

New to me, but I'm not some wiiyubew

I don't take placebos

I fucking love Japan, and this greatly increases my chance of banging a Japanese chick when I go to Japan......I also like that they make you kiss a dildo. Yes, I'm convinced it's a dildo.....a butt dildo

Ugh, those are all actually pretty good......Fine :fap:

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I'll give you a :fap: just because you're you, but I really want you to try harder.......Like I expected more from you.

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