André Toulon

Emancipation letter written in gibberish

Look, my kids are grown, I don't cook anymore and I'm lazy. Trash is tasty

There is a double big Mac..... Why.... But I guess I'll be having that tonight

SB and my Qdoba leftovers

They are but you're too busy trying to be better than someone who pities you to see how badly you're being fucked with.

You're the one who needs a lesson on how the internet works

I know how numbers work. You are just too dumb to understand when you're being insulted, and some find a way to keep misunderstanding even after the whole room is laughing. Kinda pathetic, but consistent

You......really are fucking stupid. I'm almost astounded, but this definitely tracks

Chick fil a last night. I'ma go see what's open later or I'll just cook ...not worth thinking about now since I'm not hungry rn

Yeah, I know genius. Check this out See, I can screenshot shit too. What exactly have I proven though

I don't know....why are you showing me AI art

Cool.....and what's this information I never asked for doing for you? Got some sick investments....purchased some property you're going to flip for profit...capped that new hell cat. What, you don't own anything but a clump of silver? Seems like a hallow sentiment lauded about by the unambitious.

I don't know...not my concern. Idgaf about other people's finances as much as you do because I'm not trying to gauge how big of a failure I am after creating brain addled victories that other people laugh at.

It's called hyperbole, big guy. 5X your income is like a 100k... But I just realized why this keeps boring me so fast now...it's no fun making fun of someone too dense to know they are being made fun of

Lot of high profile people calling into AM radio shows.

Ah, here we go...you playing imagination with other people's money....saving on buying a new hoodie is why you're so savvy. I can only imagine what person anywhere is discussing their credit card debt with you, but this is just the world building part of the thread...Can't wait until it delves into full blown delusion after spring boarding from cognitive dissonance.

Bro....I don't think I've ever heard the words" fifteen year old hoodie" without hearing "I just threw away" accompanying it somehow.

Imagine using Dog the Bounty Hunter as a boon in your argument

Was that on AM radio

And that means he's the best. All hail the tailor finder. The thing no one has needed in years because we buy clothes that fit. I can see if he was dressing in suits everyday but needing one to restore your salvation army acquisitions so they fit you is wild.

Not on Packard's watch. It was a bummer.

It's an excuse to get trashed and pretend you're going to be better next year. The years never change, nor do we.

Y'all ..let him have this.

This is like your first shtick, isn't it. I've been hearing about this lining being put in a coat since 2009. Like this was the first thing that ever got you a y real attention. It's sad when a clown runs out of tricks

Speaking of commercials, I'm on Mars right now and this commercial came on And I knew I had seen it before but I didn't dedicate it to memory....when the dogs goes "I can't read" I fucking died from splits sides...like I'm choking, couldn't breath but I couldn't stop laughing.