André Toulon

come play monster hunter with me

Meh, a piece of grilled chicken from the cookout sunday. Mama flying in tonight, and the kids mother going to get her so I'm cleaning and i needed something that didn't produce dishes

Wait..wut?

Bro, I can't even be mad....like, I started out mad until.... Look, man...he said "broom" and I almost needed my inhaler.... Just to clear it up...I know in Japan, this is an homage...not ridicule...i feel like i was invoking a chastising.

Some people have this faux altruistic gene that makes them think "that guy is alone, he must be loney... I'm such a good person, I'll go brighten his day" Nah bih, I've been waiting for this moment, then here your ass come with this dialogue nonsense. Now get the hint from my monosyllabic replies and grunts or you're risking a "omfg, stfu" in coming moments

Spaghetti

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/adventure/black-mirrors-interactive-episode-bandersnatch-is-being-removed-from-netflix-as-the-technology-has-served-its-purpose/ What does that even mean

Red beans and Walmart chicken last night

Chicken n ribs

So much food i stole from the kids family reunion

Glad i dont work there because i would have written "save me a spot"

This is George, right No...no it was dark Jerry when he was trying to fool Pings cousin

Here, I got a bunch of these I need to delete

Oh, this is a meme of sorts.... I thought Artemis was just on some freaky Cell simp shit.

Lol, i like how this lasted 2 meals.... I've been in talks with Bernie to get you reinstated....until then

As far as i remember, theres no 30 lives code for 3....i remember getting the homing missiles in stage 1, standing on a ledge and taping the button down on a turbo controller to farm lives, then i would come back later and beat it. I can get as far as the overhead desert stage without dying (tho i have high potential to die when you have to missile hop in the sky in the stage before), but the goofy controls and wonky map make me just hemorrhage lives there. But the true last boss is kinda easy iirc (this is the one with the brain and the eyeball, right... I've played so many contras), just gotta get thru that overhead stage.

I play classics that I've already dominated without saves because im trying to beat my bests....games like Contra, Castlevania, Mega Man and so on, but shit I've never played, especially from the password era of games, yeah....saving. I dont have the time to git gud like back in the day

Brisket

Bout to scoop up these SBs and go home

😭

When wrestlers figure out AI

Baked chick, machizzum and rollies