André Toulon

I usually can go the whole day without eating, or even just a light lunch, but I went full rib crib today, and the meat sampler comes with ribs, brisket, steak, a porkchop that looks like it came off a brontosaurus and 2 sides........I can usually make3 meals out of this, but I'm tempted to go smash that shit in the break room right now. I did eat at the Hibachi place last night.....Maybe I have Asian worms

*tic cums immediately*

Shit, I forgot I've been through 2 phones since then....I guess I don't have those either, but messenger never forgets.

I deleted her cooch long ago, but I still have her tits somewhere.....I'ma help this kid out

I really thought it was gonna be this

He was in my room....I guess he belongs to me now, but I'm thinking I might let him roam now since he was just chilling. No reason to keep him in the tank.

I also just saved a turtle that lived there......But I put it in a butter dish while I cleaned the tank and I have no idea where it is now.

OK, let's try this again. The people in question got evicted, so I went over and got all of my shit before they moved and either left it, or tried to take it with them. I "might" get my altima back, which has none of my shit in there besides a CD player I bought, but the person in question is welcome to keep it unless she can't park it

You've seen her tits, and twat, but I have to assume you've never seen her feet. She posted a vid eons ago at her apartment and she has hammer toes. Not MC Hammer toes, like slug and clutch shit.

You suck at context. At what point did I saw the Altima was full of anything. And I'm an adult. I haven't had roommates since I was 21

Nah, they got evicted and before they bailed on it and left it for looters, I went and reclaimed my shit because they don't give a fuck about shit they didn't buy

No, I just try to help people

This is a really stupid reply

My 60 inch TV, my washer and dryer, my WiiU, I might be getting my Altima back. This has been a great weekend.....Well, for me. Not for the people who no longer have a place to keep my shit.

IT HAD TITTIES. I mean it had badass music, it was a cartoon, it had violence.....AND TITTIES. My friend's mom never knew why we used to come over JUST to watch that movie

No idea, I've never asked for context

Yes Greeny, we all saw your cars.....We get it, you play dated franchises that offer nothing new other than pretty graphics

I had no idea about this

I just noticed this in the Ubereats thread. LB made a post...I clicked out and opend some other threads.......When I came back to the home page, it said there was new content in that thread, yet it hadn't moved up in the order.....Which was weird.....I clicked it and saw LB edited it. Has it always been like that?

Psh, I was the kudo king and I don't miss that shit.

That's cool, because i didn't believe any of this anyway.

Wait....Something isn't adding up here...... Don't step to me, man....I'm just a little confused.

You fucking motherfucker

*sigh* These kinds of threads are so tiresome. Why not aspire to make a million instead of pipedreaming about someone walking up and solving your problem for you with a wad of cash. I did this when I was like 16......Clocking in to Subway and thinking "one day someone is gonna pull up in a Lambo and just be like 'here, you can have this'".....Not gonna happen

Nope, I know 3 dudes back home with the name, and I just met a dude at my neighbor's house by the same name. I mean, I didn't really expect y'all too....Especially the "white people" but even in "black people" terms, I fell this is completely disproportionate.