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André Toulon

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  1. This is beef stroking off.
  2. All cereal comes in a bag...What are you talking about. Just because the bag comes in a box doesn't mean the cereal doesn't come in a bag
  3. I fear this will never be over.....It's the thing that I hate most about myself but it's also what makes me, me. There is no denying the problem though, when you're up at 1am and you think "I'll just have a little bit", but it's so good to you that you must have a little more, and a little more still until you realized that half the bag is gone. Well at that point, you decide "well, just a little more and I'll still have almost half left for tomorrow......But it never ends there. Now you're staring at the bag....almost empty, and you realized you've fucked up but you convince yourself....."Why would I even save this......This will only piss me off tomorrow....It's 3am, I've already ruined my night" so you end the bag.......Then you have to live with yourself. Look into the mirror with the unmistakable white above your lip and then the dark, and harrowing truth hits that you just ate a whole box of Rice Krispies.
  4. Oh shit, really....TheGirlWithTheDreads is back?
  5. Look man, this is the second advance you've made on me......And while I appreciate the sentiment, I'm simply not into dudes. Try Mochi. PLEASE try Mochi.
  6. You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for
  7. Squalor....It's what's for dinner
  8. Another thing you have done wrong
  9. No one wants to talk about fuggz anymore....It's all about hot Xmen
  10. Sadly, I know how her rabbit ass mind works. She still logs in every day and is not posting on purpose to "Teach us a lesson" as if anyone actually misses her perpetual lies and fantasies......She'll come back in full Zeni form with false tales of sex and hotties galore when in reality she's angrily fidgeting with her phone trying not to post.
  11. I musta missed that....She was the one covered in blood on episode 3.....I have like 0 attention span.
  12. Yeah, that older dude she knifed.....Someone else may have died, but it was just on, I wasn't paying attention and when it got to the "Are you still watching" screen, I logged out.
  13. It means you're judging dudes and the twist is you're gay
  14. NB4 has to work anyway
  15. Episode 5 and I'm getting bored
  16. Nab is having a stroke
  17. This just got weird
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