André Toulon

Noodles and brisket and now indigestion

The Boston Tea Party being a celebrated part of history kinda bothers me....I get why you did it at the surface....but why try to blame it on the Natives. Its almost like cowardly disavowing accountability is literally the foundation of America. Yes, im high and somehow wound up in this weird rabbit hole. I assume the disguises couldn't possibly have been very effective, but the writers of history make it seem so....so the propaganda at the time probably had the average citizen convinced, much like how idiots believe any ol' bullshit now

The driest porkchop ive ever had. Ledt over from earlier I've only eaten at my daughter's job for breakfast which is ok but the chops were trash. But they had a graduation thingie for her and i didn't have to pay for them, so the complaint is minimal....but the only reason im going to do this to myself again is sheer laziness.

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How tf are there 10 valedictorians and 1 Saludadictorian (thanks for nothing auto correct)

Leftover tap

damn...who has this kinda time

I should have known that would lead me to naraku

.....I kinda want closure as to when the AIDs finally kills Forrest.... I feel like that's a horribly glossed over bombshell.

I've never made you a thread because I'm like "no way this dude has this many birthdays"....But I felt like that was just rude. Especially since you apparently dont have genitalia...Your hand in life is bad enough...this is not a excuse to dump an extra pic from my roll

I swear, when its fucking pouring like this...I WISH a cop would pull me over. Im gonna take a whole minute to find my info. Gonna be like an old person....hmmmm, is that my insurance....nope that's a reciept. Officer, can you believe groceries are this high. Wait, I think I know where it is.....*cracks open def con armrest* Its in the visor but thats gonna be the last place i look... this'll probably just piss him off more, but i excel at self destruction

DIE 1000 DEATHS😤 I'm going to be annoying today...maybe not here, but they want to drag me around to do all this last minute graduation shit, so all day today, I'm Akuma.

I dont care how this was created....this is art

Brisket and potatoes

Profoundly false

Literally nothing, i didnt feel good but i just got some el tap so it will be dinner as well

I shave mine last week...the catalyst was i was eating cereal and realized i was dipping my goatee in the milk...so it had to go

Star Wars is ass...and yes, I'm referring to the original

Its painful watching a mfer who never learns continuously refuse to learn so you have no choice but to watch them fail because they dont want to listen.

Pp with bacon. I buy it by the pound so there will likely be more pp days

Ok, im very well versed on sleep paralysis...in fact, once im aware of it, i try playing with it....but this was different. I was on a bench in a subway or something....i say something because i wasn't waiting for a train ...more like i was guarding something but couldn't move. People walked by and i would have my hand out, begging them to help me get off this bench...most just laughed, one blew smoke in my face (the good kind so i was conflicted)...this dog tried to get my attention but I could not get up to see what was wrong. I was screaming but no ine could hear me...or they gould dnd didnt care...really, I couldn't hear me. A girl on roller skates tried to grab my hand but it was like i was a ghost....the my conscious mind kicked in and i was was thrashing, mustering all my strength, almost in tears (dream tears) and i started thinking....am i dead, is this my hell....stuck in a subway, forever ridiculed because I cant leave. Finally, i kept pushing ....hands to the side, knees firm, thighs flexed, ankles.....ankling and suddenly, I pop up in bed....which for some reason seemed off for a few seconds....like where TF am I. Tldr, +Theory....Some of my memories were changed by the software and I tried to Neo that shit, but I'm not Neo so I'm ust back here and i didn't have a German Shepherd named Pinch when I was 10

Sonic coney

No effing clue. I learned to shave with a straight razor with a handle, but the first that i bought on my own, no clue