André Toulon

Sry, pimp....that one's been mine for years. You're going to have to put something else on repeat.

....like, at this point does it matter. I think my joints sounding like bubble wrap dictates a hard OLD for me. But early....its early

Red snapper, cat fish, taters and corn cobs

Masturbating comes with a real payoff....this was more like when you first discover sticking your tongue to a 9v battery....you know you dont like it, buuuuuuut....just one more time.

I was gonna stir an unnecessary pot here, but this is less fun than it used to be.

Turky ham and swiss

Rick and Morty won't do time travel but will do fabricated reality where entire lifetimes can pass ad nauseam. "We're doing another Roy....but this time, let's call it a matrix."

Same But I'm not trying to figure it out... I worked hard to make it this way

Chops and mac

SB

SB and a nanner

I kinda like going to work. Hear me out, and this may be a problem exclusive to me, but home really gets boring after a few days... especially when you get that extended weekend. Now I don't work on Monday anyways so I dont mean the holiday...I took Friday for my daughter's graduation...Today I had court....again ...., its been like 5 days since I've had to do shit and frankly, I was contemplating just pulling up like I left something there just to see what was going on. Of course I didn't, because as soon as I HAVE to be there, I'ma hate it again, but I'm almost sure that if I live that long, I'll be working in my 70s just to stave off boredom.

Lamb/rice

🤦🏿‍♂️...istg No one....but what was the point of dressing like them in an attempt to hide your identity....Why would natives care about the tea in the first place.

Noodles and brisket and now indigestion

The Boston Tea Party being a celebrated part of history kinda bothers me....I get why you did it at the surface....but why try to blame it on the Natives. Its almost like cowardly disavowing accountability is literally the foundation of America. Yes, im high and somehow wound up in this weird rabbit hole. I assume the disguises couldn't possibly have been very effective, but the writers of history make it seem so....so the propaganda at the time probably had the average citizen convinced, much like how idiots believe any ol' bullshit now

The driest porkchop ive ever had. Ledt over from earlier I've only eaten at my daughter's job for breakfast which is ok but the chops were trash. But they had a graduation thingie for her and i didn't have to pay for them, so the complaint is minimal....but the only reason im going to do this to myself again is sheer laziness.

Coming soon to FOX. What happens when a simple blue collar worker The world's most celebrated vagrant And a cheap refrigerator All wind up sharing a prison cell. Tune in 8-30-25 at 7pm, following the evening news.... WHERE? Only on FOX

How tf are there 10 valedictorians and 1 Saludadictorian (thanks for nothing auto correct)

Leftover tap

damn...who has this kinda time

I should have known that would lead me to naraku

.....I kinda want closure as to when the AIDs finally kills Forrest.... I feel like that's a horribly glossed over bombshell.