André Toulon

Coping with the harsh reality you were actually under qualified for the job you kept for thirty years because no one else was dumb enough to make it a career. But hey, you do pick up critical info like the scientific name for bleach and the super power of all sensory loss to the point you can no longer smell smoke.

What do any of these keys I have go to. There's 3 I use daily, one for the house back home, a key to a padlock I'm only about 10% sure that I might know where it is, and 5 mystery keys.

Donuts...though it's much less of a breakfast and more of an indulgence.

Ahhh, COPD-senpai has returned.

Imagination is what got you here, no sense in abandoning that now.

I was going to laugh react at that, but it gave me a visual and I'm gonna go sob in the bathroom for a bit.

Locking people up for nonviolent drug offenses is so dumb when this country is literally fueled by drugs. *Hop on soapbox for caffeine rant*

Luckily I have quite a few of these to drop

To be fair, it's one of his biggest broken records since I met him...So of course he's proud of it...what else does he have

Yes.....stop asking

I'm not sure why there any wonder about whether or not he did this. Bro was fucking Foxy Brown when she was 16... probably younger. It's common knowledge and a fact but no one has ever brought up charges or evidence of it. For another female artist under his eye to claim the same isn't an eyebrow raiser, it's an of course. But I can't help to think this is about money to help smooth over a voluntary, albeit illegal act on both parties since it's only a civil suit. Not sure why this would make anyone keep screaming about Beyonce in all of this, but also not sure why she deserves to go out with a bang. She a bitch, and hurt a lot of people, but as far as this sexual assault shit, I'll put my right ass cheek on the line that she was a victim as well...maybe the only one smart enough to force him into a marriage lest he be exposed.....but just like everything else in this thread, it's just talk.

Well thanks again, you've all made me now not care what is it...

Thanks for clearing that part up because I don't know enough about what actually makes an incel, but my limited knowledge didn't make me assume he was one. He's a rich, Italian stallion stereotype. Pretty sure dude fucks if possible.

So Belichick actually did it. I don't know why a fossil taking a job so he won't fade into obscurity is such a big deal but here we are. The NFL just plain didn't want him anymore. We're the only team that gave him a shot and still passed. I know I just have a biased perspective but I am interested to see what he does with a college team...That just me jumping out my own ass and giving him his props as a banger ass HC....but still, fuck this dude.

Recent events made me forget that AI could hurt my feelings

Egg rolls

I mean, me too...I've concocted an elaborate story, but was sure no one wanted to hear my nonsense...but now I'm doing it. Luigi never had the heart to kill a man, He worked at his parents elder facilities and saw how some were just left to die when insurance would no longer pay for their procedures and some were even denied necessary medications in hope they just died. Seeing this, he always had a hateboner for insurance companies, but it wasn't until his own unfortunate accident and being denied proper treatment that his hate boner became murderous. So he kinda traveled around until he found someone who looked enough like him that had nothing to lose and down to catch a body. After finding his assassin, we'll call him Beans for now....Luigi started writing manifestos and leaving small hints to draw attention to himself. He and Beans then put their plan into action. Beans would receive 5 mil. for pulling off the murder, and then Luigi would take flight, sending authorities on a wild goose chase. Know fully well his parents were well off enough that he would never spend a day in jail, especially with his injuries and his parents money, they would buy the case. Going for the insanity plea because the pain was so intense, or something just as lax. Luigi, once he finished the money transfer, went into a McDonald's and told an employee that he's the shooter on the run. He going to order food, have a seat and for the employee to call the police and have him picked up....He would get the reward and be a national hero 🧌 Meanwhile, Beans is laying low for a few days because there is one more name on the list that he promised to fulfill for one final transfer....ONE MORE NAME.😮 There's a lot more backstory about how they became good bros and Beans told him that he would happily take the fall and take the punishment, But Beans also has a son in need of a costly surgery...He agreed to finish the job and make sure his son has a great life for Uncle Luigi 😢....but it kinda gets dumb and I've showed enough of my guano in this post already.

Yeah, too dumb to read the warning that got him beat up

Not at all sure what this account is but light it up

I miss Packard

It's a civil suit. Why isn't it criminal. Isn't like 40 years before you can no longer file a criminal suit for sexual abuse.

I really want to politicize this but I won't

Panda Express.... Still hungry. This isn't a joke....why is it like that. Guess I'll heat up some gumbo later.

I really want to say that can't be real...but it's so fucking annoying that it can be

Mama, Nada and Neff went to tour OU. So it just me and Buddy....so I'll let him choose what or where we eat tonight since I know they are going out to eat