André Toulon

I don't want to help me move so I plan on dying here

I hate I'm replying to this but I think a better question is how many of you wash your backs....I had a chick that wouls always ask me to wash her back for her and I thought "what do you do when I'm not around"

FOr the record, you can't buy it at Walmart, Aldi, Homeland or Save a lot.....I just got high and ate Oreos

Nope, and her name was on the arcade cabinet...I'll never forget looking at "Save Pauline" and thinking "who the fuck would save a bitch named Pauline"

Pretty sure that's Pauline

Do you have a Switch....We must continue the rivalry

it was kinda sweet like graham crackers, but it didn't really taste like graham crackers

Actually, I think the thing that made it so good is that the cheese cake part wasn't as sweet at the cheesecakes I've had before....It was a really mild, and slightly "sour" cheesecake....The peaches where really just akin to a cobbler. Like I said, I'm going to see if I can hunt one down today. I asked her son, and he brought it with him from some bakery in Denton. I'm hoping I can find something similar.

Are you 12?

Nope...I mean this was at least 15 years and it's literally a tape. VHS....I just know my friend showed it to a few people because they've approached me about it

.....Well I think this would be fruitless since rollercoasters are pretty much all sudden changes in direction.

I'm too lazy to do it now, but tomorrow I will seek out this unicorn...I must have more.

I mean, I guess I should be surprised, but I just assumed everyone saw the color purple

Like when you ride it, you can't tell you're riding this.....I can never tell where the loops are.

Which just made me realize, I hate Space Mountain.....It's dark the entire time, with some random flashing lights and noises......But at the end of the day, it kind of takes away from the experience.

I totally think I've done this before....Or some other old ass spiritual.

POOH....NOOOOOOOOO!

I had no idea this was a thing, but Granny had one for Mother's day and the kids brought me a slice.....Like butterfly kisses on your pee hole.....I'm sure the dank is partly responsible because I don't really like cheese cake....But this....This moment right now shall not be forgotten.

There's a lot you're embellishing, but I'm not one of the idiots who reads your shit back to you and point out the flaws just so you can pretend that's not what it said. I'm just going to call you a stupid fucking kid diddler named Daniel Sempsey and carry on with my day. fuck ass boy

Go back and read this in your own link...Then edit your OP to make sense per the events in said link......Or smoke a pack. Dude, smoke a pack.

See, I thought you meant sorry ass genitals and I was all for the deserved demeaning.

I've come up with several self depreciating meanings for that, but you go ahead and tell me how bad I should feel.....Nothing gets my motor running more than sunday morning shame.

Oh, no one saw me fuck....They saw a naked chick try to wake up my boiled noodle, and finally just put on an oversized t shirt and leave in frustration while I sit there staring at my failure.

We know, we thought he was dead.