André Toulon

Please don't disappoint that child....It's a troll

I remember watching videos on Launch in this resolution

Care bears have hearts for noses....How have I never noticed this

I just saved you $12

-Good evening senor, what can we start you with. -Queso -Of course senor, anything else? -Queso...In a large bowl....and crush the chips up in it. -Oooook....Can I get you....Senor, SENOR! That sombrero is decoration.....SEN..... - -Yes, senor....Very good, senor. -

I'm going to save you some grief.....She keeps correcting you because she's and idiot....Finger Monkeys are largely illegal live pygmy monkeys that people imprison because they are cute. Fingerling Monkeys are fucking toys.

duh...

I think I can kick a monkey's ass.....I mean not a gorilla or orangutan or not even some of the more spry chimpanzees.....But some of them motherfuckers can get this work.

Eh, I guess this is mine.

Nope, not original.....Heard this before, but it was Mummies

Bucket with the kick to the shins....

Fucking idiotic sack of dog poo....INEVARDODIS NOTCUREDIDODID

Usually when I start to loop phrases or something in my head, it's because I'm seeking deep focus......If I can give that part of my brain 1 task, the rest of my brain can function at its full potential on the task at hand....Otherwise it's What am I going to have for lunch God I hope the school doesn't call because buddy had an allegic reaction Dude why are you worried about that...It's been months What if you get a call that your house is on fire did I turn off the stove did I even turn on the stove That motherfucker oneshotted me last night on Smash What ever happened to punky brewster Guile's theme doesn't really go with everything I wonder if I start jacking off right now, if anyone would walk in before I finsh wtf am I doing Why am I holding firewood...I don't have a fireplace. Man, I would like a fireplace. Fuck no, I worry if my house is on fire enough. Subway....Definitely Subway.

I was actually going to reply about my recent switch from my old insurance to Allstate....But then I remembered how bored to tears I was when weighing the pros and cons and realized it was a very long and boring thing to post about.

I've been playing this all day....Kinda like smash bros with final fantasy characters.....This is just a com fight, but now I'm playing online since I got the hang of it....It's slightly more complicated than it needs to be

You do fine work

Oh, I'm not saying they all are, but if they are....It's a special brand.

Trust me, you ARE NOT 35 year old single broad crazy.

I think I'm gonna play online a bit after I take the kids to school.

I somehow doubt Ghost has ever been on a plane.

I don't look at it, and I clear it every so often just because stockpiling old info is my trigger.....I only hate when maps asks me "how did you like this random place" and I'm like "I've never even been there"

SO who got banned and made spite alts

Hm, he does look like Bundy....But I don't think it's the kind of thing I would watch.

Meh, I take the time to use the oven....If the potato isn't the perfect size, or oblong in some way, you wind up with that one inedible, tough as shit end. As long as I'm here, I had a dream about you and I definitely not making a thread for it. For some reason I was with my ex (I'm starting at the beginning just because it was weird how you come in) We were lying in bed and suddenly, I felt like there were wa something attached to my back. I tugged on it and I had a plank of wood nailed to me. I snatched it off, only to find another plank under it. She asked what it was, and I'm like "I don't remember....WTF is this"...So I snatch it off too and it was like suddenly, I remembered....I had trapped these 2 horrible, little white monsters in my back to keep them from eating everything. The kinda looked like the Moonanites....Like they don't eat flesh, they eat stuff like beds and cars. Anyway, they escape, and I ran to catch them....Al the while they are eating shit like the bed, the tv and the shower curtain....Whatever. So I never leave the house but I go back in the room (weird house that I'm sure I've been in but never lived in) and I get in what I assume is a new bed and she's like "no, you sleep over there now before something eats my new bed" and I'm like fine. Then suddenly you walk into the room and get in bed with her. I'm like "how the hell do you know Poof" and she's like "Her name is Cindy" and I'm like no, it's Poof, and I try to bring up your videos, but all the while I'm thinking "Those vids aren't under Poof" but I'm still looking with poof on my phone. Anyway, you all of a sudden say "don't worry, she just rented the bed from me and I brought it over. And that was a viable answer for me. So I was like "So you live here now" and you said "No, I just bring the bed over whenever she wants to sleep......That's all I remember. Dream shifted to me trying to get breakfast and winding up with some chick I'm prety sure I know, but I can't put my finger on it.....Then we robbed a juice stand and I tried to kill a cop but Bette Midler stopped me and said it's not worth it.