André Toulon

Ok, I hate your willful misspelling....But you know that's not how commas work.

You've done enough aging for him.

This will barely make a turd...Stop showing off.

I'd move just about anything if I was lured in for pizza and there was a bear.

LOL wut.

People are so stupid and irresponsible. Gotta blame shit on god's unquestionable will or the devil's mischief.....Oh well, I guess you can't be disappointed when you're dead and there's nothing else....Because you'll be dead.

Silent swordsman Lv. 7.....Hope you got some traps in there, because your spells are nerfed.

Meatballs & Calabrian Tomato Sauce with Green Beans & Orzo Pasta

It's shrimp and black bean burrito bowls....And I forgot what the other entree is just that fast. But the shrimp bowl thing is what I'm gonna cook today....If it ever get here...I'm hungry now but don't wanna ruin my appetite.....

Mario's last name is Mario

Just got a notification that my Blue Apron shows up today, and it's in Sherman.....LIghtweight relieved because I was just sitting here wondering if I wanted to cook or just go get pizzas and a Walmart chicken....But this will do. Thanks athena, for the box....Buddy is more excited than anything....He likes stuff he sees on TV.

I always know when a friend's page gets hacked when they tag like 60 of us in one of these ads.

I forgot all about this.....I'll try again today

Doesn't matter....I need to play this final fantasy shit and I'm kinda shitfaced right now,,,,I wanna log off but that means I have to make tis chick move to the living room or my daughter's room and frankly I guess I'ma be stuck with y'all.....With whtever this shit is in the background is

LOL, I mean I don't wanna be racist....But White boys.

JFC....Might as well get some 20/20

Scoob is like 20% content and 80% likes....Including the ones he give you.....You can't appreciate shit.

Since it's over, I'll tell you what happened.....I went to the lake with the lady friend and some of her friends....We kept our area clean. When we got ready to leave dude pulled up...I assume because he got word of the people beside us who left a gang of trash. So as we load up, I had one last guinness....and there are certain parts of the park where open alcohol is illegal on the way out so I had to get rid of it there or never......I said "I'll just kill my shit" as we walked to her car. On the way, I threw my bottle towards the other camp's trash....Which was all around the side of the dumpster.....My girl was like "you see that dude, go get it" but I'm drunk and stubborn....I was like "fuck that dude, someone has to come clean that up anyway.....He's ain't gonna stop us for a bottle"......Well, I'm sure you can figure the rest out....He was actually cool about it...I mean as cool as he could be and let us all go, but I got a ticket..... You wanna know the worst part.....I like being told when I do stupid shit drunk, but this chick is always just like "we all make mistakes...You'll go to court and this will be over".....I hate her upbeat attitude to my stupid shit.....I miss my bm and Averi....They never let me just do Peter Griffin shit.

Use Crest with whitening.

No idea how this happens....My kids go to bed at 10 and if they so much as squeeze out a fart, I'm awake....But they sleep through anyway....I mean I could take a tear down this road of what you did wrong, but that's what you want. Just try not to piss her off again

$395....In and out....I thought I was going before a judge and shit...Nope, they just said pay this in full or you can pay it in full and we will give you a date to contest. It was a ranger ticket...Not a city ticket so I guess they are handled differently because I was kinda pissed that I didn't even get the chance to go before a judge.....They said I pled guilty at the scene and it was over....Which I didn't, my girl did.....Cuss her out later for that....Or not, because I would have went to jail. But anyway, not worth it considering I had to pay the fine anyway THEN take it to trial....They can keep that $400 give or take. I'm used to regular court where the cop might not show up and you can walk free.

Ain't gone yet...Noon was just getting ready...Court in 40 mins....I'm Chilling now.

I keep my promises.

Just shut up now....You have definitely wandered outside of your realm....Me, and Kid Kudi got this.