André Toulon

Poor guy, I solemnly ponder what great things he may have done had fate not looked down so poorly on him. He was working in being the next trash panda meme, I hear. RIP, Simon....May a homeless man char and consume your carcass.

Just....stop Please.....stop. *Checks showtimes*

Yeah....I fear I have become completely incomprehensible and there is no way to tell a joke here without actually telegraphing it. I don't know shit about raccoons mortality rates on our highways and biways. Who tf does, I just wanted to fuck with greeny.

Wut?

Some anime gif are strictly fan service, but then you find one like this....that has heart.

Why in tf was killface naked

wdym ok? You've already got her talking about your balls....Close the deal.

If it doesn't go well, face time me and I'll pretend to be your pimp and tell him I'm omw to pop his ass if he doesn't give you $300. You just have to send me $80....the rest is yours

But I put the spaces in the wrong place.

Well yours doesn't show up in the users celebrating thing so I guess this thread is the only way I would have known anyway.

Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon. If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn.

So this is it...this lets me off the hook, right?

I know I said come back but the it will be fun thing doesn't sound like me... that's scoobspeak....it was scoob wasn't it. Shut up scoob. *Nailed it*

Burgers and fries

Not you @Lynnrael, I'm just trying to figure something out. Your response just seemed to trigger a result.....if I'm right.

I'm talking about FB and please don't rattle that cage

I definitely did not say it would be fun. .....maybe I didn't Did I say it would be fun?

It's kind of annoying but I guess I'm glad she still gets jealous if I get too many likes. Clinging to this paltry relationship just a bit longer.

I don't even know if I want autocorrect on or off anymore....both just piss me right tf off.

It's still congrats on the win tho....I knew you'd pull it out. .....phrasing?

This is the shit I'm talking about

I heard it was multiple choice but I haven't watch that one yet.

We got one, but we wanna do it in public where you all have to watch. Don't look away.

I was gonna be rich

*smacks ass* Shut up baby, I know it.