André Toulon

I'm still waiting for my parcel.

Oh shit...the fish voted. *frantically scribbles new findings*

Ok I edited my own post and ripped it of context....see, what happened was I had Singapore rice noodles for dinner and I wake up to some bot named Singapore... First failure and I've only been up 15 minutes... let's fuck this day all the way up.

Fucking Singapore Coincidence?.........probably. but dun dun duuuuuuuuun

I'm not trying to shit on his legacy...he did what he did and had the masses salivating... I just wasn't a fan....I didn't hate it but I just felt it wasn't as avant garde as people thought just because they were unaware of others who had done much of the same before him

After reading a few reviews, I found out it's not what I thought it was....but the marketing team did it's job because it caught my eye

Hello Taokaka Dammit, her voice actor died? Welp, now I guess I gotta go buy BlazBlue again

Hello, I'm Buddy and my involvement always fucks shit up.

No, I mean MFDoom....I just don't get it but it's not for me to get. I mean...if you're a big deal, that is also something i don't know but that wasn't my intent....

Disco....that's MFDoom. Don't feel bad, I don't know why he's a big deal either but no he's not an alt that's just a pic of a dead ASMB rapper.

I think the last Korean thing I watched was ...god, now I can't remember the name...it was a big deal a couple years ago. It hat the pink hoodie dudes. Anyway, I know I've seen other Korean shows but I don't think they were more k-horrors, and I don't recall most of them.... I'm already getting sidetracked....my point being I do that same shit....I want to learn a new language....then I say "they say English is the hardest shit to learn and I've already done that...plus my phone translates shit now...fuck that"

I just saw it like 7 minutes ago. I took my shot, now I'm over it.

So when tao wins, can I have his cup

You'll definitely see this.

But seriously....this is kinda like cheating...Mitch reached legendary status fast as hell.

Obviously the best clips in this thread will come from the 90s/early00s

I've been looking for this clip forever and could never fucking find it....I have no idea why, but it has my favorite joke ever about Viagra

Congrats Kudzo... you've deserved it for a long time.

So we touching tips, or just showing them off

2 really dumb, short ones. I was in a food court...I walked up to a chicken place...For some reason, I feel like my son worked there, but that not important. The kid at the register was like "Oh, you're a manager, you're always here." I said nah, I'm not but I wanna make an order. He gave me a knowing nod and sait "that'll be $2.10"....I do the Kevin Hart binks at him and he goes "go ahead, just go get what you want" Now here's the thing....Can you blink in dreams...Because even though i know what I intended by those blinks...I don't recall if i actually "blunk"...Like, I don't think he went out of my sight for even an instant...but I felt like this is what the situation warranted. The second one...I was gonna try to pad it out into a story, but my arm became sentient and it ate a fly...I asked it where it's stomach was and it aske me where MY stomach was and then I said I ate a fly? and it replied WE ate a fly....Incidentally, theres a fly in my room

Uuuuugh, one of the dad's from buddy baseball team decided to find me on FB. I've only ever talked to this dude in response to him talking to me. I don't want buddy to be ashamed of his jerk sauce dad, but I seriously would be just fine with him shutting the fuck up. The thing that really irks me about this dude is he's one of these guys that think the 1922 villainous mustache is hot shit...I want to put a banana in his tail pipe and drive off as he angrily shakes his fist at me calling me knave or some shit

Nintendo thumb is just now catching up to me

I'm so glad my name isn't Phil....or anything that starts with PH. I can't think of any other ph names but I know they exist