André Toulon

Brand new amber alert...y'all keep your eyes open, because this is ALL we're going to do to save this child. No media attention, no government resources, no international focus....just keep a look out guys. Maybe if the family was just a bit more affluent, we could try to care but fuck all that, let's talk more about what this crushed beer can was made of and some dipshits at a blink 182 concert.

If you are I can't tell you

Of course

Did anyone make the cotton eye Joe reference yet

Uuuuuuuugh, I fucking hate this cockney bullshit. It's why I hated when AS bought a bunch of European shows and told us they were funny. I can tolerate Ricky Gervais but this is gonna get grating fast for me.

Up your butt and around the corner OOOOOOOOOOOOO👀👀👀👀👀👀

One of the best boss themes ever

I am an alien then because I have 0 fascination with that shit.

Shhhhhh.....Just Vote Scoobdog

You were never the target

I didn't ask, I said I hope it's real....that's all I need for this to work

Seems like there were a couple of dudes missing at sea recently too but I may be remembering something else

Cheering, no....but as I've stated before, the amount of Amber alerts I get are simply obscene and not a single one of those kids get even 15 seconds of media attention.... Hell, remember the fisherman that survived for like a year at sea before someone "stumbled" across him....I think he was....well, he was Latino, can't quite remember the particulars. These dumbasses temped fate...fafo'd. and they are consuming entire days of my life. I'm not cheering but lack any sympathy.

I'm just hoping that mole you mentioned is real. Andre Toulon, baby.

Don't forget to vote Scoobdog

Soooo....I know coming up from that pressure causes the Benz (sp). Isn't that caused by resurfacing too fast....so no matter what, they'd have to pull them up slowly? I'm not following this like at all and I'm rooting for Darwin (nothing personal, but someone needs to lean from this), so I have no clue the true gravity of their current situation.

I got a bunch of these but we're saving the good stuff for later. Everyone seems hype to follow through with our nefarious plan, but no one is pulling the trigger so I figure I had to do it first. So just gonna use the shit ones first

Still waiting on him to do basically anything at this point

I don't even know if scoob can vote

I hate doing this but the incomprehensibility is the thing i'm going for.

All I can say is you've done such a great job at what you do, maybe moving you up isn't an option.

See, I want to see the area he dropped from though, because the article says it wasn't in the actual park but on the sky line or some shit ..... whatever that means, but I've done nothing to find out what that area looks like